Did I ever tell you about the golf game where a stray ball hit and killed a blackbird? As soon as the bird dropped, out of nowhere, hundreds of blackbirds rushed to its body.

I saw a news broadcast of a golfer whose ball hit a bird, and then dropped and rolled into the hole.
So the guy got a 'birdie' and a hole-in-one at the same time! True story.

Have you heard about that golf course in Florida, where the gators lurk about and eat golf balls?
There was this large gator who sunned beside a golf course pond who had been there motionless so long that a few golfers would walk close to him to retrieve their balls. 1/2

One day, a heron was standing waiting for a tasty fish on the opposite side of the pretty wide pond. The golfers were stunned when the lazy gator came across in an instant & snatched himself a bird breakfast. He was soon relocated, the ball retrievers having lost their nerve. 2/2