owen cyclops
owen cyclops

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8 Tweets Apr 22, 2023
main issue with the healthcare system is not insurance or malpractice. it is that they make patients wear those flimsy debasing gowns. how can you respect someone wearing this. it is designed to crush the life force. if they were replaced with velvet mortality rate would plummet.
this is not an outfit that inspires desire to continue living. when im wearing one of these im like, “yeah. maybe ill die rn. whatever honestly”. i am sure the doctors feel the same way. “this guy? yeah maybe. could go either way”. if a plant wore this it would die.
all hospital clothing should be made of this material (it is gold velvet). 10,000% universal drop in mortality instantly
let the record show that last time i got an MRI the person in the office said they could play “any kind of music” and i wrote vaporwave on the form but they did not play vaporwave. this was the second time this happened
check it i still have the pic. the second time i did not even provide an alternate option. how can any healing take place in this type of system
medical mundi tweets
lol
so true

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