I was on my own thinking about my life when our uncle barged inside the house.
Uncle: Hauwa! Where is Kola?
Me: My travel company carry him to World Cup.
Uncle: Hauwa! Where is Kola?
Me: My travel company carry him to World Cup.
Uncle: So, why am I seeing Kola on CNN? Why are they parading him as war prisoner in Iraq?
Me: You are watching CNN?
Uncle: And?
Me: Where did you see DSTV? Did they give you promotion? Because I know you don't have money.
Uncle:
Me: You are watching CNN?
Uncle: And?
Me: Where did you see DSTV? Did they give you promotion? Because I know you don't have money.
Uncle:
Me: And do you want to kill me? How much did Uncle Kola give me gaan that I will be carrying him to Qatar?
Uncle: Sho gbadun?
Me: When I asked you to donate money for me to buy car? Did you donate? Do you like as I am walking up and down with leg?
Uncle: Sho gbadun?
Me: When I asked you to donate money for me to buy car? Did you donate? Do you like as I am walking up and down with leg?
Uncle starts leaving the house. I follow him.
Uncle: To where?
Me: I want to come and watch DSTV in your house. Our antenna is not working.
Headmaster enters.
Headmaster: Driver? What did you use to carry our students today?
Me: Black Maria
Headmaster: I didn't hear
Uncle: To where?
Me: I want to come and watch DSTV in your house. Our antenna is not working.
Headmaster enters.
Headmaster: Driver? What did you use to carry our students today?
Me: Black Maria
Headmaster: I didn't hear
Me: Will I turn myself to school bus? Uncle, lets be going home to watch DSTV.
Uncle:
Uncle:
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