Auntie wa Harrier
Auntie wa Harrier

@wairishhh_

28 Tweets 34 reads Jun 15, 2023
NOWWWWW that I no longer fo taxi and will never in JESUS NAME
This is a thread of the darkside of that business.. I got into the business blind!..I just hailed a cab and thought to myself.."if this man has a family and this is his main job,na je mimi?I'm single right" kazozeeπŸ˜‚
Nikajiambia..
Baby gurrrlll..hio pesa this man anatumia ya fees..food..rent ya 2b..si itakuwa yako ya kusave..
I mean..nitaishi bedsitter cyutee..na kagari kanguπŸ™ˆ..savings ninunue iPhone 13pro max
Nitameet watuuu(maybe niangukie mzungu niende yuwesπŸ˜‰)..tipssss both ya nails&cash
Okay wazungu nao niliwameetπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ nilikuwa sijazoea buana
Nikajiambia..
Aiii kwani how long will it take kabla nipate a consistent client..maybe akona mtoi anaenda shule..ama job..alaaaa you got this.
I quit my 4yr job which was paying me 17,500 for the first 3yrs..then added to 22k on the 4th Yr. Nikajiuliza yaani those 3yrs were-
Worth 5NGWANYEZZZZ??only...?
Then when I look at my colleagues who were there for even 6yrs..9yrs..salo iko kwa 30k's bado..MARK YOU our company was grossing 1.4billion a Yr.
Nikasema fuk all'y'all ..I SHALL FOLLOW AKOTHEEEZ FOOTSTEPS.
Mimi huyooo..tafuta psv..tafuta gari-
Iko wapi good conduct? Driving license iko inditnii?
Aaah I have no time fi waste pon dis ting.. tafuta 10ngwanyez upakane mafuta psv itoke (kuna bahali nafaa kuenda na ni sahiiiiiii vibes)πŸ’€
I would dream of the day I'll render my resignation letter kama D appointment
At this time I was popping on twitter a good one, so I got closer to @Gee_Muri coz he's in the biz. Tunapatana naona kijana akona gari swafii..anaeza afford kukuwa na dame na pia environment anaishi is good...nikapata even more motivation.Alinifunza a few things,manz ni roho safi
I started w a honda fit hybrid 1300cc
(Where my hate for hybrid cars begun*)
Lemme tell you maina..I was so dumb..Kanairo lazima ukaribishwee my guy. I'd put radius ya upto 9kms(ideally you want to put at 2km to get the closest request) lakini me ni nani...niko ngara napata-
Request ya Eastleigh..mimi ndio huyoo naendea mtu 6kms away...ata kabla nifike ameshacancel juu I've taken so loong..
Men in blue ndio haooo..kabla nianze kupeana 200bob sahii..nilikuwa league ya kukamuliwa 1k-2k,I was so green.
Character was developed
I got a hung of it 3months in.
Savings depleted..I was operating on losses..yaaaani whuee.
Okaaaay sawaaaa nimeenda off topic..but Auntie lazima awapee foundation..
The darkness! Let's begin.
1. Bolt accounts.
They are shared..especially amongst men. Women do too.
It's like 250/- a day..but you can also sell an account for upto 10k.
Why?
*Sometimes umefungiwa account yako for 2weeks. Ukona gari ya partner that you MUST pay weekly or daily. The owner hajali,pesaaa
* You can drive,ukona gari but hauna all the documents to open an account
Etc etc
You can literally buy it online kama bundles..they are all over Facebook and its done openly.
You need BOLT as a driver,it's the most used app
Bolt definitely is aware..but they don't care.😝
2. Safety and security
Well..in as much as there is an SOS kwa app.. I tried using it one time when I felt unsafe with a client.
It did not work.
Rather ningekuwa nishadedi by the time wafike.
Hii kazi unalindwa na Mungu na maombi za wazazi. You just can't control this.🀷🀷
3. Partners
These are the car owners.
Actually ukiwai ingia cab iko well maintained, high chances are..hio si gari ya huyo driver πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Normally, a person gives you his car..you agree on terms of payment.
Maintenance is on the owner..all the driver has to do is pay..
Sounds simple huh?
Usisahau hii ni Mali ya 700k and above. If anything happens! Wewe mwenyewe fukara hoi hoi unadhani unaeza pambana na mtu akona magari kadhaa? NoooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ utaingizwa cell my guy! Cops looove straightforward cases like these.
There are owners who don't maintain the cars also promptly.
Me nishai kuwa na demio ya mumama flani..gari ata maji ya wiper(the container) haiko kwa scene...Indicator pia haifanyi..
Nilikuwa naendesha na kichwa nje to indicate right. Karibu nitafute donda wa kuindicate left.🀣
4 SEX!
Sex baby.. let's talk about you and me!!let's talk abouttttt....
OK..kudinyana..kudinyiwa..whue
So little cab has a "lady bug" option.
Which is good and they have the best intentions at heart
But also..the client can choose a driver on his side..the driver profiles are
There.
Me niko lavington area kindu 8pm on a Saturday..I get a little cab request "lady bug" to go pick someone in a Fancy hotel.
Me nimefika..this man comes downstairs alone..calls me on the side and asks me *are you willing we go upstairs for 5k*
I won't lie nilikuwa pabaya!
I almost considered it due to poverty.
But I turned it down.
Also some women pay for cab services with pussy, just tell the driver akiitikia sawa, akikataa ..cancel and request another🀣🀣 hii economy lazima barter trade.
Thread imekuwa refu sanaa
Tuendelee ama tusiendeleee??
Nimewaskia
Wacha kazozeee
5 SET-UPS
there are these crop of drivers..
Who lias with cops.
Kwanza nyinyi wa kubebwa "offline" be careful. Driver mtaagree pesa.
Then all of a sudden he turns on you..causes drama.
Usiku umetoka 1824 umelewa uko OUTSIDE Mbaya. Wewe umeingia cab
Unaamka uko cell..umeekelewa vitu ata huwezi kumbuka umefanya. You were DRUNNKK! You expect the cops to somehow not believe the driver?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚unajitetea aje
Etc etc whue..streets ain't safe.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚btw Tunaitananga kafunda (ka-donkey) coz that's how it feels working.
Mnapatana parking like "niaje kafunda..kameitana??"
If you think ati unapatanga request every minute...THINK AGAIN KINUTHIA
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Ati kili..kile..huwezi kosa ride?
Kwanza huko ndio unakauukiwa a good one!!cars are so many!!!
Unaeza kaa parking even 2hrs kabla upate request. This job has alot of idleness..and oddly its tiring
Hahaha unakaanga parking unakuwa twitter user juu insta etc zitanyonya bundles.
Nilikuwanga constantly na okoa jahazi.. simu pia ni ya loan coz my first phone overheated.
Shoutout to Mkopa.
Mumenijenga πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
There's this time I was BROKE as usual. No fuel,minutes
Bundles nimeredeem bonga points..
Nikaoga na maji fufutende nikaingia wera. 7am
Simu inafungwa at 9am (mkopa 70bob buys you 24hrs,ikifika time na hujalipa..wanafunga simu such that you can't access anything until its paid).
2hrs is enough time agwan.
Now we wait..
Nikapata request 7:30 masaa ya jam to westy. Natumia simu kuangalia maps πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 9am ikanipata nikiwa muthaiga Square
Ndio hio kijasho imetiririka triiiii
Maps gone! Hujui kama huyu anajua hio building pia ama ni first time...
Nikamshow bro..juu staki kushikwa na simu..show me
Luckily he knew
Tumeenda nimefika..
Remember phone is locked..I can't end the trip ata ajue ni how much..
That was the most humbling day of my life..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚nikamshow whue..nilipie tu 70bob kwa 333222 juu whue..
Client anaenda meeting clearly in a hurry na nataka 70bob
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he paid for me
Hot spotted me juu pia zile 5mbs I had were gone. Phone needs bundles to come on
I ended the trip..finally..he paid ofcos 70bob lessπŸ˜‚then akaniuliza ..are you not married?hauna buana?
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So if the driver doesn't call or calls via app.hana minutes tu

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