so she makes the group chat and adds her friend (my wife, we'll call her "Waifu")
so i consider if i really want to marry someone i met on twitter, so i ask her(my Waifu) a bunch of meme questions and Qs on various things like what happened on June 8, 1967
so i consider if i really want to marry someone i met on twitter, so i ask her(my Waifu) a bunch of meme questions and Qs on various things like what happened on June 8, 1967
i ask her "what do you think of merchants that are happy" and she replies with a based answer
I ask her "what do you think of homes and trains?" and she replies with more based answer
then i ask her "what do you think of KSA's policy on fedoras" and say another based answer
I ask her "what do you think of homes and trains?" and she replies with more based answer
then i ask her "what do you think of KSA's policy on fedoras" and say another based answer
with so many based ebin responses, i decide to just marry her already, so i ask her to marry me and she says yes
then i show her all my frog, spurdo, and wojak memes, and she can't stop laughing now i know she is even more ebin for laughing at my memes
then i show her all my frog, spurdo, and wojak memes, and she can't stop laughing now i know she is even more ebin for laughing at my memes
then we start planning our wedding and where we'll hold it, and decide it'll be a small nikkah and small comfy wedding in Maldives
she then tells me she had a crush on me for like 6 months ever since i backed her up and rt'd all her tweets when she was arguing with trains
she then tells me she had a crush on me for like 6 months ever since i backed her up and rt'd all her tweets when she was arguing with trains
oh yeah she also plays video games, and i show her all my minecraft builds and we play vidya games every day now
(i win all the time tbh, but sometimes to make her happy i let her win)
(i win all the time tbh, but sometimes to make her happy i let her win)
now all i gotta do is w8 for corona to be over so i can marry her, it if wasn't for the quarantine we'd be married already
and that's pretty much how i got a wife by posting frog memes on the internet
and that's pretty much how i got a wife by posting frog memes on the internet
why yes my wife did get a crush on me cause i was meme posting on talking blue bird, how could you tell?
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