Chicken Catcher 🐔
Chicken Catcher 🐔

@EtuboDragon

22 Tweets 12 reads Sep 28, 2021
1. You dey plan apply for yankee visa?
2. Dem don grant your yankee visa?
You suppose don get lists of priorities right now... but most of you no get. You just won japa... which is ok. But when you reach your destination, wetin be your plan? 🤔 hear me out-
Well, some of una don get list, and how to make money and do jamajama dey top that list. Let me give you my 2 cent; scratch that your number 1 &2, and if you no get list at all. Make I help you with your number 1&2. These should be your top 2
1. Following person wey know road.
2. Papers.
I know your next question 😌
"How do you know person wey know road 🤔".
I know say you don get POC for yankee laidis. So, when you get there. These are the things to look for;
1. How long have they been there?
2. Their status
3. Their cliques
4. Their priorities
The reason why I dey emphasize on the number one be say: their mentality go definitely affect you wey be JJC. And obviously you no know much as you gan sef no do research. You just won japa. You dey believe all the okoto wey travel agent dey yarn you? 🤭
So instead of you wey be JJC and person wey no know road dey follow una sef like safu and gbada. Let me advice you. When you get to the US, rest for few days and then ask your person the big question;
1. Wetin be the way forward. If this person is always talking about money and tell you not to worry about "ewe". Na red flag be that.
2. If this person don dey yankee for at least five years and e no get at least conditional green card (green card for the first 2 years)
That person isn't probably the person you should be looking up to... especially those who tell you making money is "importanter" than "ewe". It is not importanter lol. If you keep running to make the former, you go end up wasting your time. Please don't.
It's okay to jama, cos you go need money to run your "ewe package" but my point is; your ewe should be the reason you should be jama-ing hard. See, family and friends go dey disturb you to send money sharp sharp since you don dey obodo oyinbo
Dem go dey guilt trip you sef. My advice? Free everyone for few months so you can figure out what you want. These people will be fine and they will be there when you finally know what you are doing. Trust me, they will be fine.
To change your immigration status in the US is ridiculously expensive so please start saving money asap... like I said, it is okay to jama, don't just do it because you want to tush up or keep sending money home, do it cos of the no. 2 on your list.
Now, after looking at the 1-4 things I listed to look for? And you think pe boya the person's priorities don't align with yours. The best thing to do is to start looking else where. Where?
Are you a Muslim or a Christian? A Christian? Look for a Nigerian Church.
A Muslim? Try to connect with your Muslim brothers. You can actually connect with anyone, but make sure you look for things I listed. Don't connect with anyone that wouldn't be beneficial to you... yet. You don't need that now. Don't worry, you will do that iranu later.
Time dey. E yapa gan. So, relax! See, you will enjoy yankee BUT only if you face front and take care of your priorities. The first 2 years is usually the hardest. Endure it! Face front and don't lose focus cos of SM. You go do shakara tire.
Whats the point of doing Shakara here and you no get papers sef? All these people wey you dey try impress no send you. And please research, and ask questions. A closed mouth is a closed destiny o. So back to "connecting". I'd suggest going to church-
Regardless of your religion. Reason is,, Nigerian Churches yapa pass mosques. And this isn't the time to be doing strong head about your religion. You are not an oponu pls. This is about you. I have seen churches pave ways for Muslims. And these people showed gratitude.
If you now want to carry your religion for head and not do what would be beneficial for you and maybe your family. That's your problem. You can search for churches in your area on Google or Facebook. OH! And search for Nigerian gatherings too.
Nigerians/ Africans usually organize get-togethers, search for that too. Try dey network. Don't keep jama-ing for nothing fam. How long do you want to jama for? Ehn? You go jama tire. Under-the-tabke jobs dey sweet. I know. But...
Do it for 4-5 years and your body will start telling you how bad it is for you. Shey na then you won start to dey run around for ewe? Don't get stuck here. You go meet people wey no fit go house again. Ji! Ma sun!
See, e no dey tey to fall out of status. Yankee Visa na 2 years lol. If you no go school with your F1 visa, you get maybe 3 months before dem void your visa. And for B1/B2? After 6 months, you don dey "overstay". Please know what you are doing.
If you are in the US and you feel lost, abeg DM me. I will do research for you, and let you know your options.
Ewe- greencard
Jama- hustle

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