Sayed Abdullah
Sayed Abdullah

@Dragonvibee

8 Tweets 8 reads May 02, 2022
7 Major operations of US military in Iraq:
Op 1 - A US soldier looking for Iraqi weapons of mass destruction in onion drawer of kitchen, somewhere in Baghdad.
Op 2: US soldier asking a girl to remove curtain incase she's keeping the weapons of mass destruction behind curtain.
Op 3: US soldiers have removed the bedsheet to search weapons of mass destruction under pillows.
Op 4: US soldier raided a sleeping man incase the weapons of mass destruction were also resting under his blanket.
Op 5: US chopper searching wheat crops incase the Iraqis sowed weapons of mass destruction along with seeds.
Op 6: US soldiers mistakenly shot an iraqi driver because they thought the man was carrying weapons of mass destruction to his relatives as a gift on Eid.
Op 7: US soldiers searching the weapons of mass destruction under the payjama of an Iraqi man.
Op off! Beloved US soldiers are returning back to the homeland.

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