While you're buying her iPhones, paying her salary & feeding the less privileged, she thanks you for your benevolence by spreading her legs for other guys who neither do any of these things nor consider her worthy of being dated.
They f#ck her & send her back to you to maintain
They f#ck her & send her back to you to maintain
Your african ancestors look at you with pity and decide to give you an opportunity at redemption. So you catch her cheating, she cries, begs that you take her back and as a 'real man' you oblige. Love is truly a beautiful somtin.
The love of your life is being sl#t-zoned by other men with bigger cocks than you. But you love her, she said she won't milk those cocks again and you believe her. You're such a 'good man.' Aawwn.
So you begin policing her every move, calling her on video call to make sure she isn't lying about where she is and eavesdropping on her conversations to find out if she is planning another big dick appointment.
The insecurity that becomes a constant feature of your pathetic existence rivals that of the North and you deprive yourself of sleep thinking about where she could be at any point in time and what she might be doing as you lose what's left of the frame you never really had.
Then she looks at how pathetically paranoid you've become, logs on to the bird app and tweets "Nigerian men are so insecure."
And just like that, 100 million giants of Africa get hit by stray bullets because of one p#ssywhipped wimp who doesn't love and respect himself enough to leave a cheating girlfriend.
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