3 Tweets 5 reads May 20, 2022
true pain is watching your friends from college transform into middle management. it starts with a boomerang post of glasses clinking at team building drinks on a wednesday afternoon. by the time they put "good trouble at Consulting Firm" in their bio you've already lost them.
you don't even know how they became a "results-oriented rockstar" at an advertising agency. last time you saw them they were just danielle.
somebody mad in the replies said this is me humble-bragging that i went to a school that makes rich people richer.
laaaaaaughing. i went to missouri state university (go bears) on a scholarship, friend.

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