Major operations of US military searching the WMD in Iraq: Op 1 - A US soldier looking for Iraqi weapons of mass destruction in onion drawer of kitchen, somewhere in Baghdad.
Op 2: US soldier asking a girl to remove curtain incase she's keeping the weapons of mass destruction behind curtain.
Op 3: US soldiers have removed the bedsheet to search weapons of mass destruction under the pillow.
Op 4: US soldiers raided the a sleeping Iraqi man incase the weapons of mass destruction are also resting under the blanket.
Op 5: US soldiers mistakenly shot an Iraqi driver because they thought the man was carrying weapons of mass destruction as a gift to relatives on Eid.
Op 6: US chopper searching wheat crops incase the iraqis sowed weapons of mass destruction along with seeds.
Op 7: British soldiers searching the weapons of mass destruction under the pant of an Iraqi man.