Ria Kosher herself
Ria Kosher herself

@vbw_riakosher

8 Tweets 1 reads Aug 04, 2022
You’ve been a single pringle all your life. But deep down, you’re craving love and affection.
So you become actively searching on social media. Who knows, one day, you’ll meet the LOYL online.
That one day comes so fast…
You find her through a comment on a Twitter thread.
You move straight to her profile and check her DP.
She’s hot.
So you begin to rehearse your pickup lines on your keyboard.
The same pickup lines you decided never to use again because love na scam and breakfast is real.
You hit send, she replies immediately.
“Oooh!” you almost exclaim, “Could this be real?”
Of course, it is.
Time runs fast and soon it’s two weeks.
Two weeks of regular calls and chats with her.
You’re both tired of the talking stage.
You want to move to the next item on the agenda.
So you fix a date and here comes the problem:
You gats look good.
If you don’t look good, all the emotions you’ve succeeded in building in her heart will seep into thin air.
And so you ransack your bag but you suddenly don’t like that shirt you bought yesterday.
You go on Instagram and as you scroll past photos and videos…
Your eyes fall on this shirt.
Imagine wearing it on a date with that special woman.
The sky blue tie-dye patterns we placed on it will mesmerize her.
She’ll be moved by how handsome and suave you look.
And if you combine it with a nice pair of trousers/shorts and accessories…
Just take pictures with her because she’ll be proud to flaunt you to her friends.
If you doubt, get this @SurpranoC shirt for N8000 and wear it to any outing, be it a party, church, class, etc.
If you were single pringle, you’ll go home as plus one.

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