never felt more insane in my entire life than this moment, wherein two women staying with me told me just grab them some shampoo from the store, and i said “yes” without asking any questions. here i now stand in the supermarket, before the infinite akashic shampoo records, a fool
really overestimated my abilities here. no man has ever been more over confident than this. every shampoo has a negative implication. this ones for “ugly hair”. this ones for “frizzy hair”. “detangle”. i am not seeking to imply they have tangles. no implication free shampoo.
me getting the decurling shampoo because they already dont have curls
im now on the street live learning that apparently there are “3”. what is the third. men are only familiar with “2”. i previous to this moment believed “2” (in one) to encompass all hair-shower possibilities.
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