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Football conspiracies everyone thinks about but does not say. Part 2
A Thread
The only goal Eder has scored in his entire career was at the 2016 EURO’s final.
Manchester United play Wolves 6 times per season
Mario Götze’s last goal was the World Cup 2014 final winner
Donnarumma has been 23 since 2016
Neymar fakes an injury every year to be with his sister on her birthday.
Casemiro pays a % of his wages to referees in order to avoid receiving yellow cards
Mbappe went from 18 to 23 within a year
No one has ever seen Crystal Palace play against Burnley
Joao Moutinho was born as a 35 year old
PSG only play at night
Moise Kean plays for Juventus Everton and PSG at the same time
Norwich and Fulham have never played against each other. When one gets promoted, the other gets relegated.
Bruno Fernandes has never had an injury
Granit Xhaka has never finished a match without a yellow card
Chiellini and Bonucci have both been in their 30s since 2008
Nobody witnessed Zlatan Ibrahimović before he was 30
Premier League referees make bad decisions on purpose to give the media something to talk about
Marcelo Bielsa could actually speak English, he just didn’t want to talk to the media.
Fernando and Fernandinho are the same person
Busquets has been 34 years old for the past 10 years
Every Norwich home game is played in bright sunshine
Crystal Palace edit the league table. They’re always in poor form but are never in danger of going down.
Aguero’s goal vs QPR in 2012 was rigged
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