LADE❤️ The Make-Up Artist
LADE❤️ The Make-Up Artist

@temiladeh_

16 Tweets 4 reads Oct 23, 2022
I can’t believe I survived 1 year of you this man😂
•1 year of always reminding you to cover my bottle of body oil after you use it.😡
•1 year of always asking me for things you didn’t give me to keep. Like “baby, have you seen my black jeans, cufflinks…
car keys, documents etc🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️
•1 year of you never putting things back to where you took them.😡😡😡
•1 year of almost getting killed by your farts and snores😭
•1 year of you lying on me that I snore too 😡😡, What do you mean? emi fine girl???
.1 year of me asking you to do something and you saying “Okay, I will do it now” but 5 hours later you still haven’t done it. 😩😩😩
•1 year of you saying “I’m coming in the next 20 minutes”, and 3 hours later you haven’t showed up. 😭😭😭
.1 year of me always telling you to stop playing my candy crush for me, cos I no send you 😡
•1 year of me asking what I should cook and you saying “anything is fine baby”.🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
•1 year of shouting on you to never take off your slippers/shoes directly…
on the footmat
.1 year of you wanting to finish all the meat in one night😂😂😂😂
1 year of me picking up clothes on the couch, dining etc. 😡😡😡😡
•1 year of always hearing “baby remind me by 12 to do this, to call this person…”etc Am i your PA🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️
•1 year of being my safe place
.1 year of proving to me that I deserve nothing but the best
.1 year of always making me smile🥰
•1 year of me getting the best cuddles in the world
•1 year of dragging your clothes with you cos I look better in them (argue with your black bum bum🙄)
.1 year of using your big soft “stomok” as my pillow💅
.1 year of you not eating spaghetti cos I don’t eat it😂😂😂
.1 year of me always dragging all the duvet when sleeping😎
•1 year of me enjoying the best car lap rubs
.1 year of loving you and getting loved 10 times over
You’re almost perfect for me, (you will be perfect when you start eating fish)
We’ve been us, we’ve been our real selves, we’ve had so many good days, and ofcourse, we’ve also had our fight days (and e choke😂😂).
But I just want to say Thank you for year 1, if I had to choose, I would do it again.
I absolutely love being your wife. part of being your wife is knowing I can spank your bum bum anyhow, anytime, anyday (if only you know how much joy it gives me😂😂). I have so many things to thank you for;
Thank you for not always dragging the pot of…
jollof rice with me because the burnt part is for and me alone.
Thank you for posting the pictures of us where I look finer.
Thank you for always helping me from falling off the bed.
Thank you for always noticing my tired days and not saying you feel like eating Amala. (It’s the little things for me🤗🤗).
Thank you for always sticking with me on nights when it’s noodles or garri on the menu.
Thank you for always collecting my phone when I refuse to sleep at 2,3am.
Thank you for being the best partner I can ever ask for.
Thank you for always going extra mile to get me whatever I’m craving everytime without complaining.
Thank you for having all my needs met and never lacking anything.
Thank you for always reminding me that I don’t have to be perfect.
Thank you for always wanting us to sort out our issues even when I’m being stubborn
Thank you for your love, your time and your money🤪.
Thank you for always supporting and defending me.
Thank you for always wanting me to be a better person. most talked about first marriage year.
Thank you for being the best husband in the world❤️😍.
Yours truly,
Mrs Adepoju
But, please, don’t expect another epistle next year o, e go reduce cos I have things I’m doing🙄🙄🙄🙄

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