Matt Wensing 🐙
Matt Wensing 🐙

@mattwensing

5 Tweets Feb 16, 2023
If American medicine ran a McDonald's ...
"Thanks for your order. That will be $51,000. For the meat and bun. You will get a separate charge from the lettuce company. Also, burger assembly will be billed later.
How will you be paying?"
Later, a bill arrives from North Dakota Meat Corporation for $689.
That of course is just a charge for the facility that your patty passed through.
Your patty was vegan so you will also get a bill from the farmer that raised the soy beans for $444.
If it's an emergency, the only thing that changes is you arrive and you have no idea what anything will cost, only that you probably need it.
Great news though. Your out of pocket expense is capped at a mere $15k.
Per year.
And not including your insurance payments, duh. Pay those too.
Simple and fair!

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