𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑢𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑢𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉

@Shadaya_Knight

8 Tweets 6 reads Dec 07, 2022
If you didn't marry a virg!n & you're now ready to build a house, it is best you ask for your wife's recommendations
Roofing - sh€ has seen more ceilings/roofs than you, they've pinned h€r missionary style countless times, been on her back more than a mechanic...
Wall colors - sh€ has done cowgirl & reverse cowgirl many times to know about wall colors. As sh€ rode all those d!cks, sh€'d stare at those walls, even knows what type of paint is durable & not. Even artworks to put on the walls...
Floors - yes sh€ has been in doggy style countless times, as sh€'s starring on the floor being thrusted mercilessly, sh€ has a knowledge of floors & tiles. H€r s€xual exploits gained her more construction knowledge than Bob The Builder himself...
Bathroom - sh€ has had more sex than sh€ can remember in different bathrooms (hotels, lodges, married men's houses). Ask h€r even about the best toilet seats, they've fxcked her mercilessly in stinking public toilets, club toilets, sch00l toilets...
Swimming pool - sh€ has been in many pools than Michael Phelps himself, a breaststroke champion. Yes, they've had h€r in all kinds of styles in different pools, your little mermaid. H€r IG used to resemble that of a swimsuit model, always posing naked in pools....
Balcony - yes sh€ has knowledge of that too, sh€ has been rammed there as well. Only to wake up in the morning, wearing an oversize morning gown, holding a coffee mug, posing for a photo & posting on her IG captioned "soft life"...
Furniture/Gadgets - yes h€r knowledge goes beyond construction, even furnishing the house itself. They've fxcked h€r on couches, tables, washing machines, stove, yes stove....you really did win yourself "more than a wif€", all that knowledge...
Just be a humble man & ask for her recommendations, build a beautiful house with beautiful decor, because one day we will visit too. Learn or perish!!!

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