If you didn't marry a virg!n & you're now ready to build a house, it is best you ask for your wife's recommendations
Roofing - shβ¬ has seen more ceilings/roofs than you, they've pinned hβ¬r missionary style countless times, been on her back more than a mechanic...
Roofing - shβ¬ has seen more ceilings/roofs than you, they've pinned hβ¬r missionary style countless times, been on her back more than a mechanic...
Wall colors - shβ¬ has done cowgirl & reverse cowgirl many times to know about wall colors. As shβ¬ rode all those d!cks, shβ¬'d stare at those walls, even knows what type of paint is durable & not. Even artworks to put on the walls...
Floors - yes shβ¬ has been in doggy style countless times, as shβ¬'s starring on the floor being thrusted mercilessly, shβ¬ has a knowledge of floors & tiles. Hβ¬r sβ¬xual exploits gained her more construction knowledge than Bob The Builder himself...
Bathroom - shβ¬ has had more sex than shβ¬ can remember in different bathrooms (hotels, lodges, married men's houses). Ask hβ¬r even about the best toilet seats, they've fxcked her mercilessly in stinking public toilets, club toilets, sch00l toilets...
Swimming pool - shβ¬ has been in many pools than Michael Phelps himself, a breaststroke champion. Yes, they've had hβ¬r in all kinds of styles in different pools, your little mermaid. Hβ¬r IG used to resemble that of a swimsuit model, always posing naked in pools....
Balcony - yes sh⬠has knowledge of that too, sh⬠has been rammed there as well. Only to wake up in the morning, wearing an oversize morning gown, holding a coffee mug, posing for a photo & posting on her IG captioned "soft life"...
Furniture/Gadgets - yes hβ¬r knowledge goes beyond construction, even furnishing the house itself. They've fxcked hβ¬r on couches, tables, washing machines, stove, yes stove....you really did win yourself "more than a wifβ¬", all that knowledge...
Just be a humble man & ask for her recommendations, build a beautiful house with beautiful decor, because one day we will visit too. Learn or perish!!!
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