David πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
David πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

@yourealazyfvck

13 Tweets 7 reads Dec 07, 2022
How to make $15K/month profit with no job (in America)
WARNING: VERY EASY
- Get fired
- Apply for unemployment
- Move to California (can't get evicted)
- Keep collecting unemployment
- Find the most expensive apartment you can find
- Stop paying rent (saves money)
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If you've followed that so far, now you've got $1K/m guaranteed coming in from unemployment (this is close to what most corporate employees make after tax in America)
- Now you've got a nice place you can flex on social media
Our next goal is to start actually making money
- Start learning a skill. This can either be fast tracked with paid membership groups (subsidized by good old Uncle Sam of course) or YouTube
* Important note: Don't do anything that requires startup capital like Dropshipping or Amazon stuff (too much to learn on limited budget)
- Service based business is your best route, costs less than $100 in most cases
- Figure out pitch, learn basic sales and make offers and sell hard. Get money in the door, first person you work with can be $500-$1,000/month
* Now you're getting paid to deliver
- Focus all efforts on doing a good job and not being an idiot and go above and beyond
* KEEP COLLECTING UNEMPLOYMENT
- Get good results & charge more incrementally
- Get 4 clients, up your price on old clients
* should be at $6,000-$8,000 per month now
+ Unemployment $9K
* REMEMBER: we still haven't paid rent yet. Make sure to avoid all knocks on door as they're probably court summons
- Now you know how to deliver your service and make your clients money
- Try to get revenue share (with ACH protection of course)
Now, this is the best part
Double your price for new people you work with, if $2k, now $4k.
If you've been doing this for 3 months you can now pay rent and successfully have stacked away $20,000 to $30,000
You've got some cash reserves to hold you over for about 6 months...
If you get 3-4 clients at your. new price you should make $150K-$200K your first year
*Note, we never stop collecting unemployment*
Hope this helped ❀️
Also -
You can now leverage your BS BACKSTORY of how you were
"Almost homeless and were getting evicted and on unemployment and now you're successful"
To sell courses to impressionable 16 year olds on social media and build a personal brand to sell more courses
If you followed this model you have now gone from unemployed to *Actually* successful in 6 months (MAX) anything longer than that means you missed a step
- Unless you actually had a hard life growing up this is how you manufacture a backstory to fit a narrative
- Make sure you start going on podcast runs telling this story to build credibility to sell your course
* Keep doing your client stuff in the background and continually raise your prices and get good results though, it's important to do the things that made you successful
Cheers
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