Here’s how to get NOTHING you want out of life, REPEL women, and AVOID high value connections.
11 rules to never get what you want out of your social life 📜🧵
11 rules to never get what you want out of your social life 📜🧵
Rule #1: Eat the cheapest food money can buy. People spend way too much money on food. The first way to save money is to go for LOW quality.
Oh and whatever you do… do NOT eat anything on this list:
Oh and whatever you do… do NOT eat anything on this list:
#2: Become as weak as possible.
A great way to become less attractive is by being weak. If there’s a weight in front of you, leave it where it is.
A great way to become less attractive is by being weak. If there’s a weight in front of you, leave it where it is.
#3: Rekindle those college friendships.
Especially with the kid who helped manage the student career fair and also lead the protest with the slogan he coined “mask up or get locked up!”
Especially with the kid who helped manage the student career fair and also lead the protest with the slogan he coined “mask up or get locked up!”
#4: Be boring, avoid opinions, and never have a personality.
People are completely rational and only want to talk about science, numbers, and data.
People are completely rational and only want to talk about science, numbers, and data.
#5: Go to bars and clubs to chase women.
1 - Ask to buy them a beer.
2 - Ask to bring them home within 30 minutes.
3 - If they say no, ask for their number and then text them until they respond.
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1 - Ask to buy them a beer.
2 - Ask to bring them home within 30 minutes.
3 - If they say no, ask for their number and then text them until they respond.
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#6: Avoid sunshine.
The sun gives you cancer and gives you a sunburn. Best to stay indoors and stare at your screen all night.
Also - be sure that your gentiles never see the sun either.
The sun gives you cancer and gives you a sunburn. Best to stay indoors and stare at your screen all night.
Also - be sure that your gentiles never see the sun either.
#7: Stop talking to strangers.
Strangers are scary and should be avoided at all costs. If a girl tries to talk to you, spin in a circle like a helicopter with your arms out until she leaves.
Adopt the mindset that women are parasitic and plotting against you.
Strangers are scary and should be avoided at all costs. If a girl tries to talk to you, spin in a circle like a helicopter with your arms out until she leaves.
Adopt the mindset that women are parasitic and plotting against you.
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...This includes all girls who DM you on social media. Just respond with eggplant emojis until she blocks you.
...This includes all girls who DM you on social media. Just respond with eggplant emojis until she blocks you.
#8: Instagram is probably the best place to show the world how much people should *not* ever want to contact you.
So - Only post pictures of:
• You at family gatherings
• You and your high school friends from graduation
• Your dog
• Your food
• And your computer
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So - Only post pictures of:
• You at family gatherings
• You and your high school friends from graduation
• Your dog
• Your food
• And your computer
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#9: Better yet, delete Instagram.
You’re better than social media. Delete your instagram and make sure to tell people you don’t have it when they meet you.
Insist on following up through snapchat and send selfies or pictures of your ceiling. Try to get a good snap streak going.
You’re better than social media. Delete your instagram and make sure to tell people you don’t have it when they meet you.
Insist on following up through snapchat and send selfies or pictures of your ceiling. Try to get a good snap streak going.
#10: Confuse yourself about your purpose as man and don’t go for big goals.
The best way to never get what you want is to not have any clue what you want. Better to play it safe & stay in your comfort zone.
Essentially, stay stagnant as possible and avoid progress overall.
The best way to never get what you want is to not have any clue what you want. Better to play it safe & stay in your comfort zone.
Essentially, stay stagnant as possible and avoid progress overall.
#11: Follow all the trends and support the current thing.
Listen to CNN while you sleep to program yourself.
Then, sneak into large corporate buildings and go on walks in the hall ways while listening to Joe Biden addressing the nation on repeat.
Listen to CNN while you sleep to program yourself.
Then, sneak into large corporate buildings and go on walks in the hall ways while listening to Joe Biden addressing the nation on repeat.
Those are just a few tips on how to never get what you want out of life.
TLDR:
• Go vegan
• Take birth control
• Avoid people and stay inside
TLDR:
• Go vegan
• Take birth control
• Avoid people and stay inside
The other day I shared a few things that show you what you *should* do...
Here’s the thread:
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