Schwamb ⚡️
Schwamb ⚡️

@realhumanschwab

3 Tweets 7 reads Dec 06, 2022
A few months ago I predicted a New Age of Monsters, and here we are.
Expect the necromancy, speciogenesis and Lynchification of politics to continue. My recommendation is that the right should "choose their fighter"— priest, warrior or wizard.
You can't send normal candidates to contend with cryptids, especially of the cyber-ogre type. You must send Odysseus or Beowulf, a larger than life slayer of goblins and liminoid nightmares.
You must believe me: "Let's vote for the monster to stick it to the racists" is a very real and constant sentiment on the left.

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