Jon Stokes
Jon Stokes

@jonst0kes

4 Tweets Dec 23, 2022
You say "dumpster fire," I say "mostly peaceful protest."
I'm glad Musk took it over & am irritated about the bluecheck fiasco, but I am also dancing around the flaming dumpster and throwing 40's into it and hollering and banging on garbage can lids, and the more you scream about the chaos the more I lean into it.
You: OMG he's wrecked Twitter!
Me: No just give him a minute... Ok, maybe yeah.
You: DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THIS MEANS FOR THE SOCIAL ORDER THAT I HAVE ENJOYED DOMINANCE OVER? IT'S ALL IN RUINS!!!
Me: *frowning & thinking face*... then suddenly:
Well, my assumptions here are:
1. This will all settle down at some point, & the new boss will be net net better than the old boss.
2. If it doesn’t settle down, then hey, maybe I prefer rule by Juggalos to rule by Brooklyn Media. I’m at least down to find out!

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