apparently i look like a guy who knows a lot about drugs and a guy completely out of nowhere started asking me if him doing cocaine was a good idea today, and i was put into a position of cool drug uncle and i honestly dont appreciate it

i am become wine aunt destroyer of worlds

i told him what i tell everyone: its a bad drug, it's not actually that fun, and it's insanely overpriced and a waste of money, but you are going to do it no matter what i say because you have already decided, you just want someone to give you permission

to be cool with your peers and whatnot, to look cool to the guy who you're messaging on your phone right now who offered it, who's like a bigshot in your social circle or whatever. because you don't have a dad