The Castellan of Amareo
The Castellan of Amareo

@AmareanSeraph

3 Tweets 41 reads Nov 15, 2022
Life of average ITjeet:
> Be Le Pajeet from LMC family
> Spend 15 years of life in tiny shared room, grinding
> Get into Tier II college because 70% seats reserved
> Spend 4 years grinding but FAANG takes Pajeeta for diversity
> Join smol IT firm in Metro. 3BHK shared by 6.
+
+
> PM horrible. Gives more work while Diversity people chill.
> Wake up at 6, public transport 2 hours, work at 830.
> Always project delay because chindichori at Management level.
> Diversities leave at 530. Our ITjeet leaves at 830 night.
> Again 2 hours public transport.
+
+
> Reach flat at 11.
> Eat cold Dal, hard chapati.
> Chalo Twatter karen. Read:
Ched: It is your fault Diversity's P BF Sushi-ed her.
Shockti: If you were Ched Alpha, you could've fvcked her so she left.
Sanghi: Troo message of Hinduism is wh0re rehabilitation.
> Go to bed.

Loading suggestions...