How an AI responded to a prompt to "Write a script of a farcical conversation between Sergei Shoigu and Vladimir Putin in which Shoigu tries to come up with increasingly absurd and silly ways to revive Russia's failing war in Ukraine":

Sergei Shoigu: Mr. Putin, I'm afraid our war in Ukraine is not going as well as we had hoped.
Vladimir Putin: What do you suggest we do?
Sergei Shoigu: Well, I was thinking we could try to revive it by introducing a giant robotic bear to attack the Ukrainian forces.

Vladimir Putin: That's a little far-fetched, don't you think?
Sergei Shoigu: Alright, how about if we used a giant catapult to launch Russian soldiers over the border?
Vladimir Putin: That's still a bit extreme.

Sergei Shoigu: Alright, how about if we hired a team of professional wrestlers to fight the Ukrainian army in an all-out cage match?
Vladimir Putin: That's definitely the most ridiculous suggestion yet.

[To be fair, all of these sound like better ideas than what's actually happening now...]