every day when i log online i think to myself "why am i not seeng MORE ADDS from the Kraft Heinz Company"
"this shit sucks. why am i not seeing more autoplaying videos of extreme pastel colors, flashing lights, with ukulele music, telling me i need to eat trash"
"I'm so bored why am i not being interupted every 2 minutes by literal mind control designed to kill me"
"its good the we have created an environment where people just watch commercials all day 24/7, they carry little commercial boxes in their pockets and watch one every five minutes. we dont even have to trick them into watching them by making sexy drama shows and movies"
"it's good and there should be more of it. when there are less commercials that is bad. there should always be more commercials and taking money from dystopian internationalist mega corporations to fund the internet is a great business that has no downsides"
"the entire artificial framework that makes out 90% of everyone's conciusness being exclusively designed to carter to the tastes of organisations that are explicitly anti-human and actively work against my interests, is a great idea"
"I love to eat shit I can't get enough of it yummy yummy yummy"
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