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Lately yakuza has been preparing packed lunch so as to cut our monthly expenses. But honestly her food ain't for the open office appearance. So nimekua niki achia soja ajibambe, today i mistakenly carried her lunchpack.
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Lately yakuza has been preparing packed lunch so as to cut our monthly expenses. But honestly her food ain't for the open office appearance. So nimekua niki achia soja ajibambe, today i mistakenly carried her lunchpack.
I noticed nikiwa kwa parking, so I decided to call her ani teremshie cargo yangu chini since she takes her food with little or no salt. My ancestors in my mind told me to peep inside her lunchbox. Behold; it was Rice with well fried liver, the aroma was worth salivating.
Just when I was about to taste mapocho pocho, my neighbor requested me to move kiasi so that she can reverse. Nikiwa kwa hizo harakati, yakuza alikuja kama amenipea cargo yangu na akachukua yake very fast i didn't even get a chance to comment on her cooking prowess.π
So mimi huyo moja kwa moja hadi mjengo kutafutia familia.Leo nayo Wafula hakua na bahati juu nilipita kama umeme bila hata salamu juu enyewe hakuna vile ningeachia omwami tumaini.Mwisho kukula maini ilikua Feb kwa matanga ya Ricky; my guy alijiondoa after bibi kumtoka, RIP morio.
Siku ilikua mrefu comrades, naandika report ya kedo 15 pages, nikiangalia watch ndio saa tatu imefika. Yehova, kwani leo lunch haifiki!! Anyway i decided to go & visit my office wife at IT department huko 6th floor. My goodness,that mama is peng af, nyash ni size yangu kabisa.
Huwa nafika kwa desk yake niki mwangalia i see myself inside her. Honestly Cabrons, Owa ndio shetani akuonyeshe waremboπ«. An hour with her is like a minute for me, juu nilimsalimia tu hivi, story kiasi ikafika lunch break. I even forgot i had delicacy waiting for me.
Kuna vitu mbili sisi waluhya huwa hatufai ku-share na wanawake- Imondoo(gizard) na maini. But since i wanted to express my undying love for her, ikabidi nimwambie nikona form ya lunch. "Hey Brenda, nikona tumaini, utaonja". I meant I had faith Brenda will Taste my meat.π₯Ί
Honestly nikiangalia Brenda huwa na hurumia bibi yangu & question my taste in women. Anywaaay,
sisi hao moja kwa moja hadi parking, tukaingia kwa kadudu kama nimechomoa uzito. Kufungua lunchbox, Maria Josefu family of heaven π«; nilipatana na mchele kamande na skuma za jana.
sisi hao moja kwa moja hadi parking, tukaingia kwa kadudu kama nimechomoa uzito. Kufungua lunchbox, Maria Josefu family of heaven π«; nilipatana na mchele kamande na skuma za jana.
Why is my Marinated Liverπ³!!!Nilijaribu ku faint lakini wapi, nilikua naskia baridi kwa hiyo jua ya saa saba comrades. Kichwa ilikua inaniuma na side ya kisogo, ilibidi ni meze Mara moja mara mbili juu the pain was paining. Kuharibia kabisa, Brenda akani uliza ni wapi huko
..wameni uzia chakula ya juzi. Hakuna vile ningeanza kusema naishi na bibi juu job wamama wanajua mimi ni mjaneπ₯Ί, a single father of two. Anyway bet ilikua isha ungua, ikabidi nimeingia mfuko kuji redeem. I took my womanz for a lunch date hapo java gigiri & we went back to jobo.
After escorting the Love of my life to her desk, I had to go back & confirm if indeed i had witnessed the devil's deed live on 3D. Indeed kamande were still there waving back at me. I had to call that woman & confirm, maybe there was a little mix-up somewhere.
But before i called her, i decided to ask Wafula what I fed him yesterday since i wasn't aware what poison that woman has been preparing for me. "Omwami, si kwa ubaya chakula yako imekua ikini sumbua tumbo,jana nimehara Sana ata mdosi amesema nisi tumie choo ya ndani tena".
Kama Wafula anahara na tumbo yake inakuanga all weather, nishai mpata akikula njahii na cabbage & he's still breathing meaning mimi saizi ningekua ICU seeing Nothing. As we speak niko Sheratton Regency, Tusker yenye niliitisha saa kumi bado sijaonja am still in shock.
Nikama she has started to send me to sinalola. Cabrons, am already on steelwool diet. Eloi Eloi.π£
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