What your favorite alcohol says about your writing style...
1/ White Wine
Everything inspires you. Everything.
β’ The way the leaves fall.
β’ The accent of the bartender.
β’ The scratch on the wooden table (a metaphor for "letting go" in life, obviously).
Writing style: flowery, overly descriptive, heavy notes of bubble-gum clichΓ©s.
Everything inspires you. Everything.
β’ The way the leaves fall.
β’ The accent of the bartender.
β’ The scratch on the wooden table (a metaphor for "letting go" in life, obviously).
Writing style: flowery, overly descriptive, heavy notes of bubble-gum clichΓ©s.
2/ Red Wine
You are perpetually unsatisfied.
Nothing is to your liking.
β’ Not the braised beef.
β’ Not the rain pitter-pattering outside.
β’ And certainly not the conversation at the next table over.
Writing style: terse, sarcastic, undertones of unacknowledged depression.
You are perpetually unsatisfied.
Nothing is to your liking.
β’ Not the braised beef.
β’ Not the rain pitter-pattering outside.
β’ And certainly not the conversation at the next table over.
Writing style: terse, sarcastic, undertones of unacknowledged depression.
3/ Champagne
What a glorious day to write!
So glorious, in fact, that before putting pen to paper, you must celebrate.
β’ What a fantastic afternoon.
β’Β With so many dear friends.
β’Β And look at that view!
Writing style: bubbly with ideas that never see the light of day.
What a glorious day to write!
So glorious, in fact, that before putting pen to paper, you must celebrate.
β’ What a fantastic afternoon.
β’Β With so many dear friends.
β’Β And look at that view!
Writing style: bubbly with ideas that never see the light of day.
4/ Tequila
You are straight to the point.
No words wasted.
β’ No "if, and, but, so, that."
β’ No flowery language.
β’ No backstory or description.
Writing style: quick with a musky afterpallete of minimalistic vernacular.
You are straight to the point.
No words wasted.
β’ No "if, and, but, so, that."
β’ No flowery language.
β’ No backstory or description.
Writing style: quick with a musky afterpallete of minimalistic vernacular.
5/ Whiskey
You spend more time trying to sound smart.
Rather than just being smart.
β’ Lots of "So, of course, it is for that reason..." language.
β’ Lots of "And this, ladies and gentlemen..." transitions.
Writing style: unnecessarily verbose, moonwashed in grandiosity.
You spend more time trying to sound smart.
Rather than just being smart.
β’ Lots of "So, of course, it is for that reason..." language.
β’ Lots of "And this, ladies and gentlemen..." transitions.
Writing style: unnecessarily verbose, moonwashed in grandiosity.
6/ Gin
You think you're the most important person in the room.
(Regardless of whether or not that's true.)
β’ You are the main character.
β’ You assume everyone knows who you are.
β’ You hold your martini glass like it's a piece of art.
Writing style: annoying high-pitched.
You think you're the most important person in the room.
(Regardless of whether or not that's true.)
β’ You are the main character.
β’ You assume everyone knows who you are.
β’ You hold your martini glass like it's a piece of art.
Writing style: annoying high-pitched.
7/ Vodka
You are a genius.
Unfortunately, the world will never know it.
β’ You spend all night drinking.
β’ You spend all day hungover.
β’ When you sober up, you drink again.
Writing style: poetically somber with undertones of Bukowskian melancholy.
You are a genius.
Unfortunately, the world will never know it.
β’ You spend all night drinking.
β’ You spend all day hungover.
β’ When you sober up, you drink again.
Writing style: poetically somber with undertones of Bukowskian melancholy.
I am Tequila.
Which one are you?
Which one are you?
Loading suggestions...