Matt Wensing ๐Ÿ™
Matt Wensing ๐Ÿ™

@mattwensing

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Celsius 0-100 is about water.
Fahrenheit 0-100 is about humans.
0 F: itโ€™s dangerously cold
50 F: itโ€™s cool, nearly perfect
100 F: itโ€™s dangerously hot
0 C: itโ€™s cold, could be worse
50 C: youโ€™re dead
100 C: youโ€™re very dead
The tragedy of science is being totally accurate but completely useless
The โ€œyouโ€™re such an Americanโ€ crowd needs to accept that somewhere in the deepness of space are ten billion aliens that donโ€™t use Celsius.
I get it. Our Fahrenheit backs are against the wall. But guess what? Celsius is doomed once the first Mars colonists are mostly Americans using Imperial. The red planet is ours, and thatโ€™s worth like 7 armies per turn. ๐Ÿ’ช
Celsius people are all science with the weather but get them in the kitchen and theyโ€™re teaspoon this and tablespoon that just like us. Bunch of hypocrites. Should be using moles lol.
โ€œBut humans are made of water!โ€
You are the kid the 5th grade science teacher called on with high hopes only to reach for their hidden flask again.

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