Emmanuel Echeta
Emmanuel Echeta

@PenTitan

7 Tweets 17 reads Dec 29, 2022
"Why do you carry ashawo?"
–I don't have time to toast women
–I can't toast women
–I'm ugly
–I have the money
–There's nothing wrong with it
No. 1:
It's not because you don't have time, but because you want to knack all the girls in town.
If you take time to toast one girl,
and you start dating or doing FWB, all you need to do is call her up after a long day's work, and she'll come and give you knacks, at low "expense".
But you want to knack 8 girls in 5 working days, and that's why you don't have "time".
No. 2:
When we talk about self esteem as
"masculinity" preachers, this is one of them.
Conquering that "fear" of hitting up women is a big part of being a "man", because how can you manage the women in your work or church or school group, if you start mumbling when Folake with big bress asks you a question?
No. 3:
What makes a man attractive is his success (money, power, achievements).
Of course, fine boys stand a better chance with women, but at the end, fine boy will still pay for dates, still needs a good house, still spend, etc.
His "fineness" doesn't make him more desirable
than you, an ugly man.
Fine boy without money is a slay queen, and a slay queen can't fuck with a slay queen.
It's women who should spend more time in the mirror, and if you—a man—is looking at the mirror too much, instead of the computer screen, well...
No. 4:
Many of you will prepare a report of how you spend your quarterly income, and we'll find out 30% of it went to carrying ashawo, buying food and drinks for ashawo, transporting ashawo, etc.
You have the money, but you're wasting it.
However, carry on.
No. 5:
If we agree that glorified prostitution is the hallmark of a failing society, then we should agree that there's everything wrong with patronising prostitutes. No?

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