When I’m in a crowd I project my psychic field over the local area to guide the flow of traffic. I feel the people in my blind spots as I subtly shift trajectories to keep lanes open and passage smooth. Psy-inert seed oil goblins and other spiritual cripples can’t do this.

When you’re in a crowd and mad at somebody because they can’t participate in the psychic gestalt field, they’re moving wrong, on collision courses, etc, they’re like an ant infected with cordyceps, you have to be careful.

I believe the biggest obstacle to the reasonable understanding of psychic abilities is the TV-informed obsession with meme tricks like “bend spoon” and “levitate” and “predict what I’m thinking” rather than simple matters like ameliorating chaos as you navigate a crowd.

I heard a story—the Buddha came to a river and a man told him he, the man, had practiced walking on water for 30 years to cross the river. The Buddha asked why the man did not simply pay the ferryman a penny to take him across.