My mum is a much better person than me so I know if I make heaven, she’ll be there too and I don’t like that because I know she will kill me with work.
Angel: *walks by*
My mum: Ahnaahn Malaika, your cloth is a little rough. Let Hauwa iron it for you.
Me: 😡
Angel: *walks by*
My mum: Ahnaahn Malaika, your cloth is a little rough. Let Hauwa iron it for you.
Me: 😡
Even if the Angel tries to explain that in heaven, everything is perfect, my mother will still find one rough place in his cloth and just like that, I’m ironing in heaven.
As I’m coming with the cloth -
My mum: Hauwa bring orogbo for your daddy.
Me: *grumbles*
As I’m coming with the cloth -
My mum: Hauwa bring orogbo for your daddy.
Me: *grumbles*
Me: They don’t have here. They only have sweet things. No bitter Kola.
Mum: Ehn go to hell and ask your daddy’s brother to give you. Or your daddy should not eat?
Daddy’s brother: Iya Hauwa, I’m in heaven.
My mum: (turns to my dad and whispers) Bawo lo se se?
Mum: Ehn go to hell and ask your daddy’s brother to give you. Or your daddy should not eat?
Daddy’s brother: Iya Hauwa, I’m in heaven.
My mum: (turns to my dad and whispers) Bawo lo se se?
My dad: O ya emi gan lenu
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Or they will assign heavenly boyfriend to me and my mum will be interviewing him.
Mum: Which work are you doing?
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Or they will assign heavenly boyfriend to me and my mum will be interviewing him.
Mum: Which work are you doing?
Babe: Nothing ma. It’s heaven.
Mum: So you don’t have work? O ni ise lowo niyen abi?
That one will now leave me. 😔
And this is how she use question to chase Lateef too when we were alive.
Mum: So you don’t have work? O ni ise lowo niyen abi?
That one will now leave me. 😔
And this is how she use question to chase Lateef too when we were alive.
Or she’ll say she wants to eat beans and fried stew and when it appears, she’ll squeeze her nose, turn her head to one side, wrinkle her brows and say,
“The pepper they grind with stone is always sweeter… HAUWA!”
When I’m kissing my newly assigned boyfriend in garden of Eden?!
“The pepper they grind with stone is always sweeter… HAUWA!”
When I’m kissing my newly assigned boyfriend in garden of Eden?!
Sigh
I just know heaven will be stressful with my mum. Can we have different sections?
🥺
I just know heaven will be stressful with my mum. Can we have different sections?
🥺
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