I don’t run a dating account, and that’s exactly why you should listen to me.
Here are some actual dating tips for dudes 🧵
Here are some actual dating tips for dudes 🧵
1) Know what you want.
Hookup or wife? Big diff. Know viscerally what you’re in the season for. Your gut will hone in on her easier.
2) Be direct.
Do you think she’s beautiful? Tell her. But don’t be gay about it. Tell. Don’t ‘ummm’. She’ll hate you. Be straight up.
Hookup or wife? Big diff. Know viscerally what you’re in the season for. Your gut will hone in on her easier.
2) Be direct.
Do you think she’s beautiful? Tell her. But don’t be gay about it. Tell. Don’t ‘ummm’. She’ll hate you. Be straight up.
3) Learn how to vet.
You see pretty girl in person does not mean you’ll get along. When you approach, pepper in subtle questions to gauge her morals, values, beliefs. Proper vetting will save you shitty dates — and potential heartbreak
You see pretty girl in person does not mean you’ll get along. When you approach, pepper in subtle questions to gauge her morals, values, beliefs. Proper vetting will save you shitty dates — and potential heartbreak
4) The ‘zing’
Only date someone who gives you the zing. Butterflies in stomach. You see them, and you just know. These are the best relationships. Never settle
5) You can’t force attraction
If you don’t feel it, that’s your body telling you somethings off. Gut knows. Trust it.
Only date someone who gives you the zing. Butterflies in stomach. You see them, and you just know. These are the best relationships. Never settle
5) You can’t force attraction
If you don’t feel it, that’s your body telling you somethings off. Gut knows. Trust it.
6) Don’t settle
Simple as. There are a billion women out there. There is a biological match for you. Be patient.
7) Have a life
You need a life. If you have nothing going on, she becomes everything. She doesn’t like this. Have something.
Simple as. There are a billion women out there. There is a biological match for you. Be patient.
7) Have a life
You need a life. If you have nothing going on, she becomes everything. She doesn’t like this. Have something.
8) Ask for her number NOT IG
You get her number, UNLESS, you dgaf, and want to do some extra vetting, then you can get Ig only, but usually, ig = sidestepping. Don’t.
9) Set date on spot
Don’t say you’ll ‘figure something out’, unless truly in rush. Set something right then
You get her number, UNLESS, you dgaf, and want to do some extra vetting, then you can get Ig only, but usually, ig = sidestepping. Don’t.
9) Set date on spot
Don’t say you’ll ‘figure something out’, unless truly in rush. Set something right then
10) asking her out
Do not ‘ask’ like a beggar. State your intentions. “Hey, I think you’re rad, I’d love to take you out. When are you free?” Wait. Guage her reaction. Quick = good, slow = meh.
11) Value yourself
You’re a catch. Larp harder if you don’t believe it.
Do not ‘ask’ like a beggar. State your intentions. “Hey, I think you’re rad, I’d love to take you out. When are you free?” Wait. Guage her reaction. Quick = good, slow = meh.
11) Value yourself
You’re a catch. Larp harder if you don’t believe it.
12) Be yourself
Unless you’re a bitch. Otherwise, lean into your personality. Are you bombastic? Don’t try to be stoic. Vice versa. She needs to see who you are, not what some guru told you you should be.
Unless you’re a bitch. Otherwise, lean into your personality. Are you bombastic? Don’t try to be stoic. Vice versa. She needs to see who you are, not what some guru told you you should be.
13) Just talk
You can kill her. What are you afraid of? Just talk, be cool, remember there’s a million others. Who cares if no work? Once you see how easy it is, world opens up.
14) 15 minute rule
It takes 15 minutes to know if she’s good. Don’t wait. Ask her out once you know
You can kill her. What are you afraid of? Just talk, be cool, remember there’s a million others. Who cares if no work? Once you see how easy it is, world opens up.
14) 15 minute rule
It takes 15 minutes to know if she’s good. Don’t wait. Ask her out once you know
15) Limit texting until the date
You set a date. You exchanged numbers. Now don’t text her. If she texts you, just keep it casual and don’t respond often. Get to know someone irl, not on phone. She will also wonder about you. This is good.
You set a date. You exchanged numbers. Now don’t text her. If she texts you, just keep it casual and don’t respond often. Get to know someone irl, not on phone. She will also wonder about you. This is good.
16) First date
No double dates. Take her somewhere quiet. Appetizers are good. Ice cream never fails. Pool comes after. You need to go to a place where she has an excuse to start touching you. Vice versa.
17) Always kiss
Always go for it at the end —unless you don’t like her
No double dates. Take her somewhere quiet. Appetizers are good. Ice cream never fails. Pool comes after. You need to go to a place where she has an excuse to start touching you. Vice versa.
17) Always kiss
Always go for it at the end —unless you don’t like her
18) Don’t talk about sex
Unless she’s a hoe, and she’s bringing it up on her own, don’t. Just trust me.
19) Don’t talk about your Ex
Don’t. She doesn’t want to hear. That comes later. Keep it fun. If you do, just be like yeah it sucked, but it’s all good. Do not bad mouth exes
Unless she’s a hoe, and she’s bringing it up on her own, don’t. Just trust me.
19) Don’t talk about your Ex
Don’t. She doesn’t want to hear. That comes later. Keep it fun. If you do, just be like yeah it sucked, but it’s all good. Do not bad mouth exes
20) Don’t be her ‘friend’
You took her on a date. You’re into her. Don’t try to be homie homie the whole time. Escalate. Poke her side or something. Do truth or dare. Be a kid idk, just remind her that you want her.
You took her on a date. You’re into her. Don’t try to be homie homie the whole time. Escalate. Poke her side or something. Do truth or dare. Be a kid idk, just remind her that you want her.
21) Love at first sight is real
Will not elaborate
22) Always pay
Do not let her. No matter what. If she’s a type A, you might have issues, but you need to be cozy, and say it’s you’re treat, you’re taking her out.
23) Avoid loud places
Quiet is key for first date
Will not elaborate
22) Always pay
Do not let her. No matter what. If she’s a type A, you might have issues, but you need to be cozy, and say it’s you’re treat, you’re taking her out.
23) Avoid loud places
Quiet is key for first date
24) Have them meet you
Don’t pick her up, unless it’s a 10/10 vibe, and you did your vetting. Have her meet your out. If all goes well, pick her up for 2nd date.
25) Don’t bring up second date, while on 1st date
Don’t. If you’re having a great time, she will.
Don’t pick her up, unless it’s a 10/10 vibe, and you did your vetting. Have her meet your out. If all goes well, pick her up for 2nd date.
25) Don’t bring up second date, while on 1st date
Don’t. If you’re having a great time, she will.
26) Ask her stuff
Don’t talk only about yourself. Ask her questions. You like her right? Don’t you want to know about her? This makes her feel special.
Don’t talk only about yourself. Ask her questions. You like her right? Don’t you want to know about her? This makes her feel special.
27) Stop watching porn
She knows. Body gives it away. You will only want to bang her. Healing your brain from this plague makes you way more grounded, and this in turn makes you more attractive. Plus why are you touching yourself. Gay.
She knows. Body gives it away. You will only want to bang her. Healing your brain from this plague makes you way more grounded, and this in turn makes you more attractive. Plus why are you touching yourself. Gay.
28) Read the room
Going well? Good. Go for a walk. Go somewhere else. No good? Let it go. Tell her it was fun, but you have some work you gotta finish up. Always be cordial regardless.
29) Dont create fantasies
Don’t fantasize about them, until you’ve had 2 dates. Trust me.
Going well? Good. Go for a walk. Go somewhere else. No good? Let it go. Tell her it was fun, but you have some work you gotta finish up. Always be cordial regardless.
29) Dont create fantasies
Don’t fantasize about them, until you’ve had 2 dates. Trust me.
30) Limit phone time
Try to limit phone time as much as possible. Again, you want to get to know each other irl. She also doesn’t want you to be available all the time Nigga — unless it’s long distance.
31) Don’t neglect your friends
Goes without saying.
Try to limit phone time as much as possible. Again, you want to get to know each other irl. She also doesn’t want you to be available all the time Nigga — unless it’s long distance.
31) Don’t neglect your friends
Goes without saying.
32) Dress nice
2 sprays of cologne, that’s it. Fitted clothes. FITTED. Denim jackets never fail. Understand your style, and lean in.
33) Tell her what to wear
Women need an idea of what to wear. Are you going 5 star? Tell her dress nice. Casual? Vice versa. She will thank you.
2 sprays of cologne, that’s it. Fitted clothes. FITTED. Denim jackets never fail. Understand your style, and lean in.
33) Tell her what to wear
Women need an idea of what to wear. Are you going 5 star? Tell her dress nice. Casual? Vice versa. She will thank you.
34) Game is a semi-lie
‘Game’ does not work equally. Every woman is different. Human chemistry is unique to both parties. Biology is king. Be yourself, but know how to flirt. This is the magick formula.
35) Don’t fret
There’s a million others if it doesn’t work out. Chill.
‘Game’ does not work equally. Every woman is different. Human chemistry is unique to both parties. Biology is king. Be yourself, but know how to flirt. This is the magick formula.
35) Don’t fret
There’s a million others if it doesn’t work out. Chill.
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