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A journalist goes to Pakistan for a documentary. In a little village he saw an old man, a Pathaan, & asked him to narrate a typical happy story of his village.
The old man smiled & began: "One day, a long time ago, my goat got lost in the mountains.
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As is our tradition, all the men of the village gathered to drink vodka 1st & then looked for the goat. When we finally found her, as is our tradition, we all drank some more vodka & all the men in the village each got their turn to mate with the goat. We'd so much fun that day!"
The journalist realized that he couldn't publish such a story so he asked the Pathaan if he had another happy story.
The old man smiled again & started all over again: "Once, my neighborโ€™s wife got lost in the mountains.
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As per our tradition, all of the village's men gathered to drink vodka & then went to look for her. As is our tradition, when we finally found her, all the men in the village got their turn to mate with the neighbourโ€™s wife. We had great fun that day!"
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The journalist couldn't publish that story either & therefore asked,"Don't you have a story that's less happy, something sadder?"
The old man's smile faded. His eyes welled up. In a sad,soft voice he began,"One day I got lost in the mountains...
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