🧵 Men, here's how to pass every shit-test women throw at you:
(Must learn if you want to generate attraction)
(Must learn if you want to generate attraction)
First, "shit tests" are when women say
- provocative
- accusatory
- hurtful statements
Just to put you on the back foot and see how you react under pressure.
It’s important to know how to handle these situations.
Shit tests can be broken down into three basic categories: 👇
- provocative
- accusatory
- hurtful statements
Just to put you on the back foot and see how you react under pressure.
It’s important to know how to handle these situations.
Shit tests can be broken down into three basic categories: 👇
1. Dominance tests
These are testing to see how mentally tough and resilient you are as a man.
Example: "You’re such a loser."
These are testing to see how mentally tough and resilient you are as a man.
Example: "You’re such a loser."
2. Fitness tests
They’re testing to see how sharp your social skills and your wit/humor are.
Example: "I bet you say that to all the girls."
They’re testing to see how sharp your social skills and your wit/humor are.
Example: "I bet you say that to all the girls."
3. Compliance tests
Used to see how much influence someone has over you, and whether you’re willing to do their bidding.
Example: "Hold my bag" or "buy me a drink."
Used to see how much influence someone has over you, and whether you’re willing to do their bidding.
Example: "Hold my bag" or "buy me a drink."
It is critical to learn how to playfully banter back and prove your social competency.
You can respond to shit tests in 5 different ways:
You can respond to shit tests in 5 different ways:
1. Agree and Amplify
You first agree with what they say, showing that you are unaffected by it, then inject humor by taking what they say to the absurd.
Her: "Sorry, I’m not into short guys"
Response: "Yeah, I’m such a dwarf even in high heels."
You first agree with what they say, showing that you are unaffected by it, then inject humor by taking what they say to the absurd.
Her: "Sorry, I’m not into short guys"
Response: "Yeah, I’m such a dwarf even in high heels."
2. Disagree and Amplify
The same as before, you take it to the extreme, except you disagree with the first part.
Her: "I bet you use that line on all the girls."
Response: "No, you’re actually the first girl I’ve ever spoken to. I used to be a mute."
The same as before, you take it to the extreme, except you disagree with the first part.
Her: "I bet you use that line on all the girls."
Response: "No, you’re actually the first girl I’ve ever spoken to. I used to be a mute."
3. Ignore
Show that you are completely unaffected by the test by ignoring it.
Typically this won’t work if you’ve just met a woman, but after you’ve passed a few, you can ignore the rest.
Simply look around or stare blankly, then continue.
Show that you are completely unaffected by the test by ignoring it.
Typically this won’t work if you’ve just met a woman, but after you’ve passed a few, you can ignore the rest.
Simply look around or stare blankly, then continue.
4. Pressure Flip
Turn the tables back on her and apply social pressure to her instead.
Her: "I bet you use that line on all the girls."
Response: "Haha you probably think everything is a line because you have trust issues."
Turn the tables back on her and apply social pressure to her instead.
Her: "I bet you use that line on all the girls."
Response: "Haha you probably think everything is a line because you have trust issues."
5. Redirect
Change the topic of conversation entirely.
It is similar to ignoring the test, but with the caveat that you’re derailing any further attempts.
Her: "Hold my bag for me."
Response: "2+2=7. But what's that on your nose?"
Change the topic of conversation entirely.
It is similar to ignoring the test, but with the caveat that you’re derailing any further attempts.
Her: "Hold my bag for me."
Response: "2+2=7. But what's that on your nose?"
The key with all of these is that you can't get butt-hurt.
You must remain calm and collected, with a smile on your face showing that what she said doesn’t affect you in the slightest.
Here are some more examples of shit tests you'll encounter and how to pass them 👇
You must remain calm and collected, with a smile on your face showing that what she said doesn’t affect you in the slightest.
Here are some more examples of shit tests you'll encounter and how to pass them 👇
1. Her: "Does that line actually work on girls?"
Translation: Do other women find you attractive? (fitness test)
Response: "Only the hot ones."
Translation: Do other women find you attractive? (fitness test)
Response: "Only the hot ones."
2. Her: "Are you a player?"
Translation: Do other women find you attractive? (fitness test)
Response: At this point I’m more of a coach." (agree and amplify)
Translation: Do other women find you attractive? (fitness test)
Response: At this point I’m more of a coach." (agree and amplify)
3. Her: "Buy me a drink."
Translation: Are you a beta chump that will do my bidding? (compliance test)
Response: "No, but you can buy me one" (pressure flip)
Translation: Are you a beta chump that will do my bidding? (compliance test)
Response: "No, but you can buy me one" (pressure flip)
4. Her: "I have a boyfriend"
Translation: I may or may not have a boyfriend, and I’ll sleep with you IF you’re attractive.
Response: "That’s ok, I don’t get jealous" or "Aww, when’s the wedding??"
Translation: I may or may not have a boyfriend, and I’ll sleep with you IF you’re attractive.
Response: "That’s ok, I don’t get jealous" or "Aww, when’s the wedding??"
5. Her: "Are you gay?"
Translation: Do you have a fragile ego that gets easily offended?
Response: "Super gay, but I need a beard and that’s where you come in."
(A beard is a decoy girlfriend, for those not in the know.)
Translation: Do you have a fragile ego that gets easily offended?
Response: "Super gay, but I need a beard and that’s where you come in."
(A beard is a decoy girlfriend, for those not in the know.)
6. Her: "You’re such an asshole!"
Translation: I’m not supposed to be attracted to guys who are mean to me, but I am.
Response: "Yup, and you’re loving it"
(If you apologize and explain yourself, you fail.)
Translation: I’m not supposed to be attracted to guys who are mean to me, but I am.
Response: "Yup, and you’re loving it"
(If you apologize and explain yourself, you fail.)
7. Her: "I don’t give out my number"
Translation: I’m not attracted to you and I’m not interested, but I would love it if you continued trying for my number - further validating me and wasting your time.
Response: "Ok, no problem" (and go talk to other girls)
Translation: I’m not attracted to you and I’m not interested, but I would love it if you continued trying for my number - further validating me and wasting your time.
Response: "Ok, no problem" (and go talk to other girls)
8. Her: "I bet you say that to every girl."
Translation: I can see what you're doing and it's too obvious.
Response: "Yup, and they all love it" or "Yup, and now it’s your turn to hear it."
Translation: I can see what you're doing and it's too obvious.
Response: "Yup, and they all love it" or "Yup, and now it’s your turn to hear it."
9. Her: "Why are you so upset?"
Translation: Are you a low value, sad beta who cant control his emotions?
Response: "It’s just so hard being this handsome."
Translation: Are you a low value, sad beta who cant control his emotions?
Response: "It’s just so hard being this handsome."
10. Her: "How much money do you make?"
Translation: Are you a beta bucks I can use as a walking ATM?
Response: "I’m actually homeless" (never tell how much you make)
Translation: Are you a beta bucks I can use as a walking ATM?
Response: "I’m actually homeless" (never tell how much you make)
Tl;dr: You're going to get shit-tested. A lot.
Remain unaffected, smile, and use wit & humor to defuse and pass the shit-tests - and you'll gain a ton of attraction.
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Remain unaffected, smile, and use wit & humor to defuse and pass the shit-tests - and you'll gain a ton of attraction.
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