Here’s how I sent Bitcoin up only: 🧵
1: The beginning
The peg slipped out, lots of bad news.
Being the noble pirate I am I told you all that I will face the rough seas with you.
The peg slipped out, lots of bad news.
Being the noble pirate I am I told you all that I will face the rough seas with you.
2: Bearish victory laps
One thing I hate more then a peg slipping out is bears dunking on bulls.
I had to let everyone know that you need to do two things:
readjust your portfolio to navigate the peg and go outside.
One thing I hate more then a peg slipping out is bears dunking on bulls.
I had to let everyone know that you need to do two things:
readjust your portfolio to navigate the peg and go outside.
3: USDC under 90 cents
The peg was brutal.
The markets spiralled out of control into monthly resistance.
I saved you all with my 69 IQ.
The theory continues to play out in real time.
The peg was brutal.
The markets spiralled out of control into monthly resistance.
I saved you all with my 69 IQ.
The theory continues to play out in real time.
4: Thread on the news
I had to be sensible and release a thread detailing everything you needed to know.
Keeping pirates up to date is my #1 job here at 7c.
I had to be sensible and release a thread detailing everything you needed to know.
Keeping pirates up to date is my #1 job here at 7c.
5: The real question
Banks looked awful.
Bitcoin didn’t look great.
But, what was Bitcoin made for?
EXACTLY THIS.
Banks looked awful.
Bitcoin didn’t look great.
But, what was Bitcoin made for?
EXACTLY THIS.
6: Uncertain stables
The pirates know that those holding stablecoins are most likely boooolish on Bitcoin.
Why would they hold them if they’re uncertain and boolish on Bitcoin?
10 IQ play here.
The pirates know that those holding stablecoins are most likely boooolish on Bitcoin.
Why would they hold them if they’re uncertain and boolish on Bitcoin?
10 IQ play here.
7: Big CZ
idk how this helped, but without doubt it did.
cz saw the tweet and announced 1 billion dollars will be used to buy Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Yellow coin.
idk how this helped, but without doubt it did.
cz saw the tweet and announced 1 billion dollars will be used to buy Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Yellow coin.
8: gbtm
gbtm reeeeeee.
bartopia called it, good bottom.
bottom is in.
gbtm reeeeeee.
bartopia called it, good bottom.
bottom is in.
9: Crystal ball
The master plan was coming together.
I’ll let you in to a secret.
I do indeed have a crystal ball on board the Jolly Roger.
The master plan was coming together.
I’ll let you in to a secret.
I do indeed have a crystal ball on board the Jolly Roger.
10: Bullish victory laps
It’s time to dunk on the bears.
amirite or amirite?
I already knew today was going to be the best Monday ever, the markets were primed from this tweet.
It’s time to dunk on the bears.
amirite or amirite?
I already knew today was going to be the best Monday ever, the markets were primed from this tweet.
11: Crayon boing
There’s been a lot of disrespect on crypto Twitter to crayon lines.
What else do you put this price action down to?
There’s been a lot of disrespect on crypto Twitter to crayon lines.
What else do you put this price action down to?
12: Steady lads
Sleepy Joe lets you know that funds r safu.
QE begins.
Bitcoin boing.
Banks crash.
Sleepy Joe lets you know that funds r safu.
QE begins.
Bitcoin boing.
Banks crash.
13: Matthew 7:5
Nothing like a bit of the New Testament to put the US in its place.
Banks crash.
Bitcoin pumps.
You have your own problems to worry about.
I heard this tweet had gensler run to his mum crying.
Nothing like a bit of the New Testament to put the US in its place.
Banks crash.
Bitcoin pumps.
You have your own problems to worry about.
I heard this tweet had gensler run to his mum crying.
14: Bullish bears
Bears that are bullish crypto.
It was time to dunk on them too.
Bears that are bullish crypto.
It was time to dunk on them too.
15: Finale
This tweet is going to send Bitcoin past all sensible resistance straight into price discovery.
Enjoy the fireworks.
This tweet is going to send Bitcoin past all sensible resistance straight into price discovery.
Enjoy the fireworks.
Summary:
There’s my story.
How I managed to steer the Bitcoin vessel away from the kraken straight to the moon.
What can I say?
You’re welcome.
There’s my story.
How I managed to steer the Bitcoin vessel away from the kraken straight to the moon.
What can I say?
You’re welcome.
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