prime minister to Àgbà
prime minister to Àgbà

@johndoe_pa

15 Tweets 30 reads Mar 15, 2023
*Game advise *
Many men thinks that simping could be called catching cruise, online mostly ..
But when you simp for a girl , be it in text ,in action , in words , even under the comment section of each post ,
The girl may have been observing you for afar
Placing you in some kind of position, but once you stoop that low by giving her those advances which she doesn’t deserve at that point in time , she’ll totally see you like a clown and lose attraction immediately..
Maybe to you , you’re being just as jovial as possible,
But there are ways to go about that , I told you guys that women love funny guys but resent the clownish ones,
1) you don’t tell a girl you just met , I want to Marry you if I’m opportune to .
2) send me your account number let me credit some money because you’re beautiful.
3) come and sit on my face with your yash (buttock) .
4) take my destiny , just allow me touch your waist.
5) I can k!ll my mother for your sake ,
6) allow me sniff your pant , for a sec
7) let me drink your urine because you’re beautiful.
8) collect my life and future etc
There are lot of those kind of statements seen online , even offline too .
I begin to wonder , what will those primitive girls think of these foools ?
Try to correct them or caution them , they’ll tell you it’s for fun ,!
I told you guys that one weapon you can use
On a woman ,it’s your aura , if you can be confident and be that idgaf kind of guy , you have an upper hand , why !?
Because even if you end up not getting her , you still retain your dignity.
Chances of her falling into your frame is wide .
But when you make joke of yourself
You’ve crated room for further degradation.
Instead of trying to sound funny since u don’t have the balls to woo them directly , why not say this to get her attention
“You are beautiful I would have love to have a thing with you , but fair girl aren’t my type“ if she’s fair
Imagine how she’ll feel !!At first , you complimented her but ended up rubbing her on the mud , some will say ,”but isn’t that extreme “ no is not !! That’s the game ..
1)At this point , you’ve given her the platform to either accept your wish and prove herself worthy
While your dignity is intact or
2)prove your point of her not being ur type , how ?
Because if she sounds rude , you’ll tell her that this is was what you meant by her not being ur type , still your dignity is intact .
So why make fun of yourself online or offline.
Besides , they are so many ways to compliment a girl without coming off as a fool , you can actually compliment her dress,shoe, hair , or anything on her body except herself..
This way she’ll question herself why isn’t she recognized or attractive enough to you
A girl who makes a post of her picture, has tons of guys saying all manner of things just to get “thanks a lot sweetheart “ reply
funny right ?…
Well you can be diffident and with your uniqueness she’ll actually wanna prove herself to you hence you getting her attention
Imagine on her post of a beautiful picture , after seeing so many comments from other “simps “ you ended up saying this to her
Hmm well nothing !! Just view & pass , you mustn’t comment on every post of a girl !!
Unless she’s standing beside an object , you can tell her how
Beautiful that’ object is
not you telling her how beautiful she looks ,
Doing that ,spark some questions in her even though she might not say that at the moment ..
When conversing , remember to
1) keep your text short , escalate only if she’s investing in the conversation
2) don’t say much at a time , allow her tell her stories while you listen
3) don’t try to lie to make yourself appear better,
4) don’t tell her she’s good and beautiful when even she herself knows that’s a lie , you’re only simping and appearing unreal to her
Well I will advice you to end any form of simping , either jokingly or seriously..
Because to the girl , she’s not seeing it from your own point of view..
To her you’re still a “child “ who lacks the courage to woo her directly without coming through the corners
Finish…

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