Here are survival skills for surviving or walking in Joburg CBD
Ignore everyone
Don't talk to anyone even if they greet you first don't answer back keep moving even if you see your own mother in Joburg CBD ignore her. Magriza will catch up with you at home
Ignore everyone
Don't talk to anyone even if they greet you first don't answer back keep moving even if you see your own mother in Joburg CBD ignore her. Magriza will catch up with you at home
Act Like You Know The Place
Act like you get in and out of Joburg CBD each and every day even if it's your first time and you are coming from a place like Vryheid that has zero traffic lights don't give it away by the the way you are starring at things and looking lost
Act like you get in and out of Joburg CBD each and every day even if it's your first time and you are coming from a place like Vryheid that has zero traffic lights don't give it away by the the way you are starring at things and looking lost
Don't accept any help
Don't get any help with anything especially carrying your laguage as this will cost you R500 per meter if you don't have the money you will pay with your wallet phone and bus fair
Don't get any help with anything especially carrying your laguage as this will cost you R500 per meter if you don't have the money you will pay with your wallet phone and bus fair
Don't Ask For Directions
If you don't know where you are going don't ever ask for directions , the problem is you will get the directions but it's will be hard to afford the human GPS they will demand money
If you don't know where you are going don't ever ask for directions , the problem is you will get the directions but it's will be hard to afford the human GPS they will demand money
if you don't know directions to Kempton Park taxis it's better you get into any taxi even if it's going to Durban you will ask the direction to Kempton from Durban then you travel back .
Dress Decently
Okay don't dress like you have too much money 💰 if you are wearing Gucci make sure it's fake but also don't dress like you are in your village because this will make you an easy target from the guys ..just be decent .
Okay don't dress like you have too much money 💰 if you are wearing Gucci make sure it's fake but also don't dress like you are in your village because this will make you an easy target from the guys ..just be decent .
Don't Put Money in your Bags
Chances of you getting home without your bags are 57% so money and all important documents put in your front pocket not back pocket please because you will get home without a pocket too
Chances of you getting home without your bags are 57% so money and all important documents put in your front pocket not back pocket please because you will get home without a pocket too
Check Your Surroundings
Always check who is walking besides you and check how long you have been going the same direction if you are suspicious change the direction and check of they change too but don't glance every two minutes to show you are scared .
Always check who is walking besides you and check how long you have been going the same direction if you are suspicious change the direction and check of they change too but don't glance every two minutes to show you are scared .
Gandhi Square Is For Drinking
If you have any business around Ghandi (whatever the spelling) it should be either cheating or drinking , don't ever go for a job interview to any place around that place you won't come back , ladies this is for you
If you have any business around Ghandi (whatever the spelling) it should be either cheating or drinking , don't ever go for a job interview to any place around that place you won't come back , ladies this is for you
Avoid Meeting Strangers
Avoid Meeting anyone you don't know at Noord , Bree , Parkstation or Carlton Center....last time I went to Carlton Center I lost my blackberry 😤
Avoid Meeting anyone you don't know at Noord , Bree , Parkstation or Carlton Center....last time I went to Carlton Center I lost my blackberry 😤
Avoid Buying Cheap Gadgets
Don't buy cheap phones on the Joburg streets , I know you pray a lot but God will never send you a cheap iPhone 14 for R500 in Joburg CBD , it means you are just donating the R500 that time the R2 KFC donation raises up your Ulcers .
Don't buy cheap phones on the Joburg streets , I know you pray a lot but God will never send you a cheap iPhone 14 for R500 in Joburg CBD , it means you are just donating the R500 that time the R2 KFC donation raises up your Ulcers .
Avoid Getting In Joburg CBD
Unless your grandmother has swallowed a razor blade and the doctor is in Joburg CBD then go in there , in short don't go into that hell hole for serious business only and if it's important like buying fake things in Small Street
Unless your grandmother has swallowed a razor blade and the doctor is in Joburg CBD then go in there , in short don't go into that hell hole for serious business only and if it's important like buying fake things in Small Street
2012 they took my phone and wallet , they started comforting me they took R20 from my wallet bought go slows we shared a packet 4 of us and talked about soccer laughed ,on the way...they were accompanying me to Hillbrow police so I can report them.. they took me half way
Also you need to drive once or twice into Joburg CBD to check your driving skills ....but never drive there from 1 pm on a Friday ..traffic lines are longer than Capitec ATM lines during month end
If you bump your shoulder on anyone keep walking don't stop to apologize because what happens is they will come back lift you up the moment your feet touch down your phone , wallet , shoes and virginity will be gone
ANC isn't creating enough jobs so don't take any job offers on the streets from randoms talking about it's a two hour job so put your money and phone in this envelope my boss is avoiding thieves what note , you shall cry
If desperate desperate the only point of help are these gogos who sell fruits and other things on tables they know everyone , they know who steal phones in CBD , who steal cars in CBD and they know everyone's name and surname in the CBD they are the plug
They will be thousands and thousands of people walking up and down in Joburg CBD but when shit hit the fan it's just you and those mugging you , some will stop to watch you then greet you then walk away while you are getting mugged , even police will watch you get mugged in Jozi
The safest place for your money is in your socks or under your shoe before you get into CBD , if you are not circumcised you can also hide cash in your foreskin especially coins
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