@PAstynome there's a joke, an African dictator visits an Asian dictator, the Asian dictator shows him stadiums, schools, bridges, and his private mansion. the African dictator asks him"how did you afford this?", the Asian dictator says, you see that stadium"

@PAstynome the African dictator says yes, " my company built that stadium and i skimmed 10 percent off the top",you see that bridge and schools. same thing. The African Dictator says he will invite the Asian dictator to his country in a few years.

@PAstynome so the asian dictator visits the African dictators country, the African dictator shows him his even bigger palace, Asian dictator asks him how he afforded it, he says,do you see that bridge, the Asian dictator says there's no bridge there, African dictator says thats right.

@PAstynome my company got the contract for that bridge and I skimmed 100% off the top. you see that school and stadium, the same thing, and so that is why my palace is bigger than yours!