Justice MoonCho and Gaay Pride
Banda: Your Honor, this cattle seller Chanda has cheated me. I wanted to buy two cows and paid him ₹ 1 Lakh for two cows. But he has sold me two bullocks. This is utter cheating...
Justice MoonCho: Why did you cheat him ?
Banda: Your Honor, this cattle seller Chanda has cheated me. I wanted to buy two cows and paid him ₹ 1 Lakh for two cows. But he has sold me two bullocks. This is utter cheating...
Justice MoonCho: Why did you cheat him ?
Chanda: I have not cheated Your Honor. I sold him a pair of cattle for ₹ 1 Lakh.
Justice MoonCho: What nonsense ? I can clearly see two bullocks there in the image produced as evidence.
Justice MoonCho: What nonsense ? I can clearly see two bullocks there in the image produced as evidence.
Chanda: Your Honor, I would humbly like to remind you that there is nothing like absolute male or absolute female. Gender is not about genitals alone. It goes beyond the physical gender at birth.
Both my cattle have voluntarily recognized themselves as cows and their pronouns are She / Her. Hence I have done nothing wrong Your Honor.
Justice MoonCho: Are you acting smart ? Are you challenging me ?
Justice MoonCho: Are you acting smart ? Are you challenging me ?
Chanda:I would beg to differ Your Honor. I'm neither acting smart nor challenging you. In fact, I am following you in letter & spirit. I have never believed in original interpretation of the Constitution, just like you. Hence I had constructed gender neutral sheds for my cattle.
I don't even call them cows and bullocks but I use the gender neutral word cattle. Each cattle has absolute freedom to choose its own gender. I reiterate both the cattle I sold to Banda recognize themselves as cows.
Justice MoonCho: Shut up you cantankerous swindler. Cow is supposed to yield milk. The cattle you sold will not provide milk to Banda, whose profession is to sell milk. What will a milkman do with bullocks. You must give him two cows & take back bullocks from him. That's my order
Chanda: But Your Honor, what will happen to "Gaay Pride" 🌈 ? Both of them recognize themselves as "Gaay". In fact, I humbly request your kindness to declare Gaay (cow) and Bail (bullock) words as outdated. We must use "milking cattle" and "non-milking cattle".
We need more and more newer interpretations of the Constitution Your Honor. You are the beacon light of this progressive movement. I hope the honorable Court dispenses justice, not only to me but to my cattle too.
Justice MoonCho: Court needs time for further deliberations and interpretations. Until the Court arrives at a final conclusion, Banda is ordered to keep the "non-milking cattle" in their possession. Court is adjourned.
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