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Billy Bostickson 🏴👁&👁 🆓

6 Tweets 4 reads Apr 29, 2023

Advice for 21st Century Chinese Jaywalkers
Put Stone in Shoe to Alter Gait
Wear Baseball Cap
Use Mirrored Sunglasses
Buy 70s Handlebar Moustache & Beard on Taobao
Keep Prosthetic Face in Backpack
Wear Reversible Clothing in 2 Colors
Always be Good Citizen & Wear Covid Face Mask

Bag
Keep Inflatable Camping Pillow or Balloon to stuff under shirt to transform to Fattie Guy or Pregnant Woman
Keep collapsible walking stick & white hair wig to transform to old man
Always carry large thick plastic bin bag to get into & pretend to be Rubbish (for Emergency)

Any other ideas please add here....
Add to Bag
Dirty Blue construction worker overalls
High Visibility Reflector Waistcoat Jacket
Safety Helmet or Large Straw Hat (China)
Bottle of Water
Construction Gloves
Doctor's Overalls
Disposable HazMat Suit

More Kit
Traffic Warden Outfit with Collapsible Sign (UK)
Jogger's Kit to Transform into Random Jogger
Monk's Robe and Begging Bowl
Burqa (not advised in some jurisdictions)