I will never forget the year 2015,hiyo time I was doing clearing ya magari huko Mombasa and business was booming after the inception of “Vibrant” Jubilee Government. That Sunday night in my place pale Bombolulu I decided nipitie Twitter timeline after a weekend of partying…
In Sin City pale Mtwapa with different women. We were celebrating after making a kill na my confidants. Was scrolling the timeline with my small smartphone with one eye open as the other dozed away then nikaona something alarming. One tweep who used to post medical stuff…
Tweeted…“If you used Salama Condoms in the past 1 month, visit the nearest VCT center and get tested ASAP!!!, a defect batch was released wrongly”…dunia ilisimama nikafungua ile macho ingine juu I thought I was dreaming. I sat on my bed by heart beating fast and started…
Profusely. I was in denial, I searched kwa twitter key words “Salama condoms” and it was a series of tweeps making fun ya vijana walitumia the condom. Remembering how nimekuwa nikizungusha kiuno na wamama Mtwapa for the past 3 months as I celebrated my winnings, nikapiga magoti…
Direct nikaenda kwa maombi. That was the beginning of the most treacherous 6 months of my life nikidhani atlast nimepitakana, nikaanza kufikiria what coincidence nimetumia Salama Condoms for a whole month then hii shida ikatokea. Nikaenda kwa bag nilikuwa nimeficha stock…
I inspected yenye ilikuwa imebaki nikarusha chini na nikakanyaga cursing It before nitupe kwa dustbin. I waited for the signs zikuje nijue naenda kwa baba, nikaingia google kuona symptoms na kila kitu ilikuwa inaingiana except kukonda juu nilikuwa na kitambi yangu that month…
I rarely slept as I obsessed about my death na venye those close to me wangekuwa disappointed. Nikaacha kula vizuri and lost weight nikasema baaasss ndo hiyo effect imeanza. I started pressing my neck to check “swollen lymph nodes” nikaskia vitu kama mayai ndogo ndogo…
Ikitembea nikajiambia “Mungu niandalie njia juu nakuja”. It was now 5 months tunaelekea dec watu home wanashangaa mbona nimekonda nawaambia nimeingia gym. Usiku nikiamka in a pool of sweat I check out the symptoms na so far kila kitu inaingiana. I deleted contacts za all the…
Women I knew nikajipeleka kwa mungu kwa maombi. Niliongeza belt zangu zote shimo mbili nyuma to “capture” me as I continued to lose weight juu ya depression. Had promised myself new year resolution ni Kwenda hosi to get tested kama mbaya mbaya. That dec as everyone celebrated…
I kept to myself na nikawa naomba. Jan kufika,the 1 st Saturday my confidants wakienda sherehe mtwapa nikachukua medical card nikaenda Pandya Memorial Hospital kujua hali. Kufika wakaanza kunipima pressure na weight, I had lost a massive 10kgs kila kitu kwa hospitali ikaanza…
KuFloat nikasema shiiet ni kama nimepatikana. Didn’t want them to test me directly nikaanza na mbaaalu mara nipimwe diabetes, then juu ya stress I had pain kwa nexk area nikasema nipigwe XRAY ya shingo then mwisho nikasema nataka kujua status yangu. After all the tests were…
Done nikaambiwa ningoje for 30 mins kwa waiting bay nikatoka nje kwa bench kuomba as my life was about to go to a different turn. I prayed nikiface mbinguni pacing up and down hadi Nurse alikuwa anapita akaniuliza If I have a patient in critical condition, Sikujibu, Using…
Gestures nikamwambia “Am ok”. Nikaskia jina ikiitwa niko next kwa line, I have never been so frightened in my life Inwas shaking but nikajipea nguvu as I walked kwa office ya Daktari flani mHindi,he had a huge brown envelope then anasoma vitu flani kwa a white paper…
Nikiingia akaniangalia without uttering a word then looked at the paper which had my results. Akatoa picha ya XRAY akasema hakuna shida then sina diabetes but hasemi ya mwisho. “What about the HIV test” nikauliza directly saa hizo am sweating and my hands shaking but…
Nimejishikilia kwa kiti, “oooh thats negative” akajibu then handed me the results na bahasha na painkillers. Sikuamini maskio yangu,I felt like nimekuwa born again and everything which was floating in the hospital landed. Sitasahau nikitoka nikienda kwa stage ya matatu, niliona…
Mkono wa bwana and felt nimezaliwa upya. Nilishuka Bombolulu kama nimeenda place ya Chips na Kuku direct. I swore never again to touch women carelessly but as you know si rahisi.
THE END
THE END
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