Mr. @elonmusk to #Modi: “So we can make money with you?”
Modi: “Of course!”
Elon: “What about your crackdowns on Twitter in India?”
Modi: “We only crackdown on my critics. Trust me, my bhakts are where the money’s at.”
Elon: “Cool. So we can make money?”
Modi: “Crores.”
Elon: “Does that mean lots?”
Modi: “Bigger than my 56-inch chest.”
Elon: “I’m a fan of Modi!”
Modi: “Vasudhaiva Kutumbakam. We all get rich!”
Elon: “Even your critics?”
Modi: “They won’t be around to use it. Trust me.”
Elon: “Sounds good.”
#ModiNotWelcome

You’re basically the richest guy in the world, @elonmusk. You don’t NEED the cash. You’ve got the luxury to stand on principle. So do you simply deny the existence of massive human rights abuses under #Modi or do you not care because of the earning potential? Asking for a friend.

Once more, with passion: #ModiNotWelcome