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Boring businesses build the most wealth.
It's so simple, yet 99% of people still chase the challenging ones.
So, please...
Pick one of these lame but lucrative businesses (10 options):
1) Self-Serve Car Wash.
Car wash services include:
- Vacuuming
- Washing
- Waxing
And they're great because they're automated (self-serve).
Maybe, you'll hire one employee.
2) Parking Lots.
Parking lots don't make money off cars.
No...
They make money off convenience.
If you score the right location, a parking lot is a ticket to freedom.
3) Vending Machines.
This is for you passive income junkies out there.
You can sell:
- Snacks
- Ice cream
- Health foods
- Cryptocurrency
They have vending machines for just about everything these days.
4) Laundromats.
Ready to put your profits on autopilot?
Laundromat = Cash Cow.
Sure, you might need to go collect your cash every day...
But that's a problem I wouldn't mind having.
5) Storage Facility.
Let's face it.
People will always have more stuff.
And they need a place to put it.
Give them that place...
(It's worth a lot of money).
6) CPA Firm.
Accounting firms win the award for underrated boring business of the year.
They provide services like:
- Tax planning
- Financial planning
- Fractional CFO services
And if one thing is certain...
It's that taxes are here to stay (so are CPA Firms).
7) ATM Route.
It's like a vending machine but for money.
Awesome!
They earn via surcharge, so if you have 20 people/day at a $3.00 surcharge...
That's $60/day ($21,900/year).
With ONE machine (buy more).
8) Portable Toilet Rental.
It might be a poor scent, but all I can smell is profit!
Think about the:
• Outdoor gatherings
• Construction sites
• Large events
You've seen/been to.
Someone had to supply the johns!
9) Document Shredding.
In a world full of sensitive information, privacy remains a major concern.
And the process is simple:
- Collect the documents
- Dispose of the files
- Collect the cash
Emphasis on "collect the cash."
10) Oil Change Service.
No one talks about this option.
(They're keeping it a secret).
You can charge $50-$100 per person and make a fortune.
It's quite a lucrative venture.
So, you've seen all 10 choices...
Which one are you picking?
Thanks for reading!
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