Wknd🧵- 🩳 Story, Jungle vs जंगल
Ek Jungle mein bahut saarey Gadhe the. No one used to take them seriously. One day they found a boastful Mule. Few over-smart donkeys said, “let’s use this Mule to make us powerful”. And how do we do that?, asked a few perplexed donkeys.
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Ek Jungle mein bahut saarey Gadhe the. No one used to take them seriously. One day they found a boastful Mule. Few over-smart donkeys said, “let’s use this Mule to make us powerful”. And how do we do that?, asked a few perplexed donkeys.
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We will call him a lion, said the over smart asses. And so they started telling each other & everyone that The Mule was a lion. They even painted the Mule in lion colors & got his pictures clicked with fake mane & in funny lionish costumes. Later they told everyone that…
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…. an ‘evening CONsult’ survey said the Mule was declared mightiest lion in the whole world. Apparently the CONsult cons had spoken to 56 donkeys & 5 to 6 other animals who were deaf, mute & blind, but that wasn’t so important in the grand lion schemings
A few years later..
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A few years later..
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…Mule started enjoying the attention from donkeys and started believing & behaving as if he was a real lion. Donkeys being asses had no option but to obey his whims because now it was too late for them to openly acknowledge he wasn’t a lion.
Mule would walk around…
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Mule would walk around…
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…with photographers to get his pictures clicked in lion poses & felt happy (no, happy wasn’t aany somebit donkey) ). Donkeys weren’t getting anything out of it but felt happy (not somebit) the Mule was feeling like & enjoying being Lion. Now Mule would say day was night &…
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…night was day and donkeys would repeat the same but get humiliated by other animals who called them bhakt donkeys for not being able to see day wasn’t night & vice versa. All this while Mule kept enjoying the lion palace, lion plane, lion car & other lion things built…
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..by asses for him. Mule would try to act like a lion, make a fool of himself & become the butt of jokes while Donkeys would run around fighting with everyone in jungle defending Mule’s buffoonery. As time went by, Mule got more settled (and fat), enjoying the perks…
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…of donkey lionship while Donekys got weary, tired, exhausted, frustrated & extremely cranky keeping up with the pretense of propping the mule as Lion & fighting with every other animal who called the mule a fat conceited incompetent megalomaniac buffoon mule.
One day…..
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One day…..
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..some animals got together & said ‘JUNGLE’ belonged to them also. The Mule didn’t like it because he thought by now he was a real lion & owned the jungle. The mule got angry, then frustrated & declared that ‘JUNGLE’ is a bad word & that he was now the king of जंगल instead.
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Mule asked Donkeys to go tell everyone they didn’t live in a JUNGLE but in a जंगल. Confused Donkeys (acting like zombie horde of headless chickens by now) started abusing everyone who didn’t agree that JUNGLE & जंगल were two diff places. Mule then decreed that anyone….
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..loving JUNGLE meant they hated जंगल, which was treason. Last we heard, Mule & his Zombie Donkey army are thinking of new ways to attack the JUNGLE while praising the जंगल
To be continued…
Btw, I should have mentioned why the thread is titled as such. It’s because….
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To be continued…
Btw, I should have mentioned why the thread is titled as such. It’s because….
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….all donkeys wore 🩳. Mule mostly wore leggings although many vertebrate animals said he was mostly naked
Disclosure: In this 🩳 story, any resemblance to some ‘Farm’ work by a dude called George Orwell is purely intentional
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Disclosure: In this 🩳 story, any resemblance to some ‘Farm’ work by a dude called George Orwell is purely intentional
😇🙏
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