5 “Right-Wing Twitter” Accounts And How I Would Cook And Eat Them
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Doug
For the handsome and very funny Doug I would honor him by grinding his bits and pieces into dust, mixing with flour to add to the mix, and bake him into a classic American birthday cake
Served at an oldheads 26th birthday party, he’d light up a room like he does the tl
For the handsome and very funny Doug I would honor him by grinding his bits and pieces into dust, mixing with flour to add to the mix, and bake him into a classic American birthday cake
Served at an oldheads 26th birthday party, he’d light up a room like he does the tl
RadfemHitler
RFH would be lovely sliced thin and dredged with flour and baking soda to be pan fried with a heap of green onion, ginger, and garlic.
Served over some short grain white rice this would be the perfect meal for a picky eater or a child you don’t see often
RFH would be lovely sliced thin and dredged with flour and baking soda to be pan fried with a heap of green onion, ginger, and garlic.
Served over some short grain white rice this would be the perfect meal for a picky eater or a child you don’t see often
Aron
He would be done in the style of the French Ortolan; I would begin by locking him in a dark room to encourage him to eat heavily. After a few days I would drown him in Armagnac to then be roasted whole.
I would eat him underneath a napkin to hide my sins from God
He would be done in the style of the French Ortolan; I would begin by locking him in a dark room to encourage him to eat heavily. After a few days I would drown him in Armagnac to then be roasted whole.
I would eat him underneath a napkin to hide my sins from God
Sol Brah
Keeping with his brand I would prepare him as a Thai-influenced crudo. Served raw, I would dress him with a sauce of coconut milk, yuzu juice, garlic, and fish sauce.
Garnished with some sliced green chili, sesame seeds, and coriander, he’d make an amazing appetizer
Keeping with his brand I would prepare him as a Thai-influenced crudo. Served raw, I would dress him with a sauce of coconut milk, yuzu juice, garlic, and fish sauce.
Garnished with some sliced green chili, sesame seeds, and coriander, he’d make an amazing appetizer
Med Gold
In reference to his sensual nature, I would intimately strangle and beat him onto a cold wet sidewalk. I’d probably rip a chunk out of his neck with my teeth from pure ecstasy and keep his ear as a trophy
I would do this in real life if I ever saw him.
In reference to his sensual nature, I would intimately strangle and beat him onto a cold wet sidewalk. I’d probably rip a chunk out of his neck with my teeth from pure ecstasy and keep his ear as a trophy
I would do this in real life if I ever saw him.
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