🧵Survival techniques from Al Sisi, special:
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If scum kills 2 of your best soldiers, pretend nothing happened
Skip their funerals while your nation mourns
Immediately after the funerals, hike staple food prices by 300% so people forget the heroes' names, let alone mourn them
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If scum kills 2 of your best soldiers, pretend nothing happened
Skip their funerals while your nation mourns
Immediately after the funerals, hike staple food prices by 300% so people forget the heroes' names, let alone mourn them
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So what they buy twice as less.
The prices of medicines by 40%—something must be done about that pesky life expectancy of people who remember dignity and better leaders. A new generation of brainwashed citizens is better.
#FreeEgyptFromZionists
#SisiMustGo
So what they buy twice as less.
The prices of medicines by 40%—something must be done about that pesky life expectancy of people who remember dignity and better leaders. A new generation of brainwashed citizens is better.
#FreeEgyptFromZionists
#SisiMustGo
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Return to counting the shekels you sold your people for.
Celebrate your windfall and brainstorm new ways to oppress your people with your friends.
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#FreeArabsFromZionists
Return to counting the shekels you sold your people for.
Celebrate your windfall and brainstorm new ways to oppress your people with your friends.
shorter.me
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#FreeArabsFromZionists
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Source: Govt to increase subsidized bread prices by 300% starting July
Informed sources say the government is preparing a 300 percent price increase for subsidized bread.
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