>Be Haryana
>Gets separated from Punjab, Punjab denies water, Hardly any support from the centre
>Works on development rather than Randi rona
>Creates an IT hub, Multiple Manufacturing hubs, per capita income 📈
>Doesn't force you to learn Haryanvi
>Chadyana

>People from all around the country come to work in Haryana but the auto walas don't bully them
>Gets a mere 18rs for every 100rs collected in tax(2nd lowest), doesn't complain.
>Is the place where Lord Krishna preached the Gita
>Basedyana

>Gurgaon attracted Delhiites for alcohol, hence, making a loss for Momopradesh
>Kejriwal tries to fight this loss, brings new liquor policy
>Gets arrested
>Chadpradesh strikes again