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Classics from cricket comm box - An interesting thread 🧡 for the cricket lovers! Enjoy! πŸ˜ŠπŸ™
1) BBC commentator Brian Johnson - Neil Harvey is standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart.. waiting for a tickle!
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2) Once India's no.11 came out to bat, Ian Chappell asked Harsha whether Hirwani could bat.
Harsha: if you make a team with all the no.11s of all the teams, Hirwani would still come at no.11 in the line-up.
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3) Here's one by Richie Benaud:
When McGrath got out on 2 runs, he said β€œAnd Glenn McGrath dismissed for two, just 98 runs short of his century.”
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4) Harsha Bhogle and Matthew Hayden in commentary and Hayden talks about Chris Harris. Harsha immediately said we have a native Chris Harris type bowler - Rajat Bhatia, and added
"He is slow, but has a slower ball on top of that. That ball is so slow that the batsman receiving it won't figure out if it was the previous ball"
Hayden I think is still laughing.
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5. In a match between India and Australia, Michel Clarke was caught at the slip off Kumble and he was waiting for third umpire's decision when he was clearly out. Harsha said: 'I think he is waiting for tomorrow's newspapers to declare him out.'
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6. Navjot Singh Siddhu on Ajit Agarkar: 'If Ajit Agarkar is an all-rounder, then I am Aishwarya Rai.'
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7. In one match, Dravid and Ganguly panicked while running between the wickets and Ganguly sent him back from half pitch.
Siddhu: 'Ganguly threw drowning Dravid, a rope with both loose ends.'
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8. Ravi Shastri & Sourav Ganguly:
Shaz - Now tell me, shouldn't there be a Sourav Ganguly stand in the Eden Gardens?
Ganguly - The entire ground belongs to me Ravi!
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9. During an India-WI test in the summer of 2011, Andre Russel had just dived to save a boundary.
Ian Bishop: 'Reminds you of a young Tony Cozier, this man.'
Tony Cozier: 'You weren’t even a thought in your parents' head when I did that.'
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10. India is playing Sri Lanka. Sehwag hits a boundary and Ravi Shastri remarks : 'It's gone to the boundary before you can say KULASEKARA.'
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11. One of the most famous commentaries:
You must have heard this by Kapil Dev β€œ Mushkil toh nahin keh sakte hain, tough zaroor hoga India ke liye (I can’t say it will be hard for India but it will definitely be tough for them)” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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12. Sehwag described a catch when fielder dropped it β€œ ΰ€―ΰ₯‡ ΰ€€ΰ₯‹ ΰ€‡ΰ€€ΰ€¨ΰ€Ύ ΰ€†ΰ€Έΰ€Ύΰ€¨ ΰ€•ΰ₯ˆΰ€š ΰ€₯ΰ€Ύ ΰ€•ΰ€Ώ ΰ€Άΰ₯‹ΰ€²ΰ₯‡ ΰ€•ΰ€Ύ ΰ€ ΰ€Ύΰ€•ΰ₯ΰ€° ΰ€­ΰ₯€ ΰ€ͺΰ€•ΰ€‘ΰ€Ό ΰ€²ΰ₯‡ΰ€€ΰ€Ύ- This catch was so easy that even Thakur of sholay could have taken it”. Too Irony since Thakur had no arms.
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13. Geoffrey Boycott during the lunch show: 'Sachin may be a great batsman, but he has never been on the Lords honours boards!'
Harsha Bhogle: 'So whose loss is it more, Sachin's or the honours boards?'
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14. When Sachin came out to bat in a test match..
Harsha - eruption of joy at the fall of an Indian wicket can only mean one thing.
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15. Navjyot Singh Siddhu commenting oh Rohan Gavaskar’s performance said: 'Everything coming out of cow is not milk, my friend.'
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16. So, the situation was Pakistan needs 14 runs off two balls which means match was on side of India, but Rameez Raza said β€œAgar ek ya do no ball ho jaaye aur fir six lag jaye toh Pakistan jeet jaayegi (If there are one or two no-balls and then they hit a six, then Pakistan can win).”
But Navjot Singh Sidhu gave a hilarious reply β€œYe wohi baat hui ki agar meri chachi ki munchhey hoti toh main use chacha kehta (It’s like saying if my aunt had a moustache, then I would have called her uncle)”. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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17. Sidhu: 'Pitches biwiyon ki tarah hoti hai.... kab badal jaye, koi nahin bol sakta!'
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18. Michael Atherton: 'It is England but India has more support in the stadium, and the pitch is completely assisting your spinners. Says a lot about our hospitality, right.'
Harsha Bhogle : 'Well.... we let you rule our nation for so many years. I believe that’s the least you can do for us.'
Michael Atherton was speechless!
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19. Absolutely epic line from Navjot Singh Sidhu - Scoring a fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on.
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18. Michael Atherton: 'It is England but India has more support in the stadium, and the pitch is completely assisting your spinners. Says a lot about our hospitality, right.'
Harsha Bhogle : 'Well.... we let you rule our nation for so many years. I believe that’s the least you can do for us.'
Michael Atherton was speechless!
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19. Absolutely epic line from Navjot Singh Sidhu - Scoring a fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on.
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That's it for today. Thanks a lot for reading.
Hope you enjoyed it. 😊
Please do share with others in case you like this thread so that it can reach maximum cricket fans.πŸ™πŸ‘

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