Good excuses for you to sit next to her on a date:
First let me explain why would you need to sit next to her vs sitting across the table from her..
It’s because the chances of getting intimate and escalating increases by 78%. (Okay I made that number up but it’s A LOT)
When you’re sitting next to her…
- You can put your hand on her leg as you make a joke
- Leave your hand on her leg longer than normal
- Put your arm around her
- Let the side of your legs keep in contact as you’re sitting there
- Hold her hand or play with her fingers
All these intimate touches between you and her, add up and she gets turned on more and more.
Since it’s socially normal to sit across the table from her…
What are some good excuses to sit next to her:
It’s because the chances of getting intimate and escalating increases by 78%. (Okay I made that number up but it’s A LOT)
When you’re sitting next to her…
- You can put your hand on her leg as you make a joke
- Leave your hand on her leg longer than normal
- Put your arm around her
- Let the side of your legs keep in contact as you’re sitting there
- Hold her hand or play with her fingers
All these intimate touches between you and her, add up and she gets turned on more and more.
Since it’s socially normal to sit across the table from her…
What are some good excuses to sit next to her:
1) “Look at this on my phone.”
You can show her a picture on your phone, and instead of handing her your phone, you get up and sit next to her.
Use this excuse when you’re telling a story and want to show her a picture from that day.
If she questions why you’re getting up, say you don’t want her flipping left and right on your phone and seeing something questionable. (Say it with a playful smirk)
This will make her curious and interested in what she ISN’T seeing.
And btches love curiosity.
So always imply there’s something she can’t see. (even if there’s not)
You can show her a picture on your phone, and instead of handing her your phone, you get up and sit next to her.
Use this excuse when you’re telling a story and want to show her a picture from that day.
If she questions why you’re getting up, say you don’t want her flipping left and right on your phone and seeing something questionable. (Say it with a playful smirk)
This will make her curious and interested in what she ISN’T seeing.
And btches love curiosity.
So always imply there’s something she can’t see. (even if there’s not)
2) Go to the bathroom and just sit next to her when you come back.
Don’t explain it.
If she asks why you’re sitting there, tell her it looked comfortable.
You can also do this no explanation move and just sit next to her at anytime on the date.
Act like you’re telling her a secret and tell her something you could’ve said from across the table. Whisper “our waitress can’t stop checking me out”
This line works well if the waitress is hot or super old.
Your date will get a little jealous if the waitress is hot.
If the waitress is old, it’s funny and endearing.
Don’t explain it.
If she asks why you’re sitting there, tell her it looked comfortable.
You can also do this no explanation move and just sit next to her at anytime on the date.
Act like you’re telling her a secret and tell her something you could’ve said from across the table. Whisper “our waitress can’t stop checking me out”
This line works well if the waitress is hot or super old.
Your date will get a little jealous if the waitress is hot.
If the waitress is old, it’s funny and endearing.
3) “It’s too loud in here. I can’t hear you well from across the table”
Use this line in any bar or restaurant that’s not dead silent.
If it’s pin drop quiet, it might still work since it’d be funny.
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Summary:
Find a way to sit next to her so it’s easier to escalate on the date.
If you want to learn how to approach and escalate…
However old you are…
Use this line in any bar or restaurant that’s not dead silent.
If it’s pin drop quiet, it might still work since it’d be funny.
…
Summary:
Find a way to sit next to her so it’s easier to escalate on the date.
If you want to learn how to approach and escalate…
However old you are…
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