He drives a banged up old Mini, does his shopping at Asda, and meets up with fans to play FIFA.
As the midfield maestro departs the Premier League, here's the story of football's nicest bloke...
But he's half the size of his teammates...
When he wins a player of the tournament award, the mini midfielder (far left) looks on as his pals hoist his trophy.
He turns out for the 3rd division side while travelling to training on a kids scooter.
Alongside football, he takes evening classes and qualifies as an accountant.
And he befriends a Leicester-supporting barber at a local mosque, regularly popping into his salon - Suez Canal Hairstylz - for Β£10 trims.
While his teammates opt for Bentleys and Range Rovers, Kante goes for a cream Mini Cooper.
He even carries on driving it to matches after pranging the wing mirror on a lorry.
Here he is leaving Stamford Bridge after Chelsea made it to the Champions League final.
"It was really nice of him" Kipre explains, "There is nobody more humble than N'Golo."
But he insists on receiving them to his regular bank so he can pay his full taxes.
And he wouldn't be spotted dead with a gold leaf tomahawk steak: he'd prefer dough balls and a Sloppy Giuseppe at Pizza Express instead.
Kante turns up in his best cardigan, and spends the evening posing for pictures and chatting with guests.
He bumps into an Arsenal fan, who invites him round for dinner.
Kante goes home with the bloke and they order a curry, play FIFA, and watch him on Match Of The Day.
When the fan explains his disappointment, Kante apologises to him for the result.
Kante later admits he uses "some little strategies" to win...
And he rage quits when 4-0 down in a FIFA game against Callum Hudson-Odoi...
But Kante is too shy to ask for a turn.
So Steven N'Zonzi grabs the trophy and thrusts it into the midfielder's arms.
βI always try to give my best... That's not because I'm nice or something. I'm just myself.β
Never change, N'golo...
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