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this is crazy 😭 https://t.co/NbWRFt30cd

Home Alone but instead of an 8-year old kid its a 27-year old software engineer who works remotely and is still scared of their neighbor

i feel sorry for mfs who got they bday in december. they really gotta wait a whole year 💀

19 Lessons From "The Psychology of Money" A book by @morganhousel 25 Threads 🧵🧵🧵 ⬇️ https://t.co/voY5TdRW7R

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When you go tell your vibrator Wetin you need for December? Abi make I mind my business?😂😂

ion want no kids https://t.co/VsUZew0BUv

Lunchtime humour - Humour in uniform - the importance of batchmates in government in general and Armed Forces in particular! One day a Colonel Saab from the Army fell into a well....

Who said being spiritual doesn't bring you closer to God. https://t.co/kVkMB8S7su

My Girlfriend of 4 Years is getting married this month and it’s not too me… lol I’m beyond weak https://t.co/hAXIRUP6LV

If you buy Nigeria used car as a single guy there’s possibility that your mechanic will be among your grooms men. https://t.co/Md50k3lPzt

Wait guys, can the last born marry a last born? Because I am thinking what if they wake up in the middle of the night and start crying, "I want to see my mother?" 😂😂😂 https://t.co/...

Dont open this in Public only teens😁😎😎 https://t.co/PLBqKt2CKR

where did my balls go https://t.co/U1LsualT6X

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I’m not always trying to be the bigger person. Too many people deliberately move without principle just because they know your heart.

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MTN dun forgive all the debt, how I wish say Sporty can just give 50% of all the losses back. https://t.co/QiZoywGg3j

@OneJoblessBoy If pussy is what you bring to the table. Silver and gold I do not have, but penis? It's in abundance lol

@Zoopy3000 @104thken Ykm goat, I'd have ravaged the entire store with my partner in crime Ken. I'd take the dolls for myself while he took all them 10inch dildos for himself. @Plyn...

Things Women Say & What It ACTUALLY Means… (Don’t Be Fooled) - Thread From Book of Pook - https://t.co/nBJt99RmMd

I apologise, but try as I might, I can’t find any material for #TheWeekInTory. Only kidding. It’s an absolute casserole. Let’s down a pint of absinth and get stuck in. Also - tr...

The Midwit Meme: Guide To Life 10 memes more valuable than any life coach: https://t.co/lM7pw1IZvQ